Here’s your Xmas prezzie, pigsnot!!\u00a0 One birdie for each new laptop you bought this week!\u00a0 Where is #3, you old, weak pig!?? \u00a0 Christmas is almost here!\u00a0 you need to order it NOW! \u00a0 I’m grinning from ear to ear because I screw your wallet SOOOO good!\u00a0 Come get that wishlist, pigsnot!\u00a0 Update:\u00a0 Kindle and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7167,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"twitterCardType":"","cardImageID":0,"cardImage":"","cardTitle":"","cardDesc":"","cardImageAlt":"","cardPlayer":"","cardPlayerWidth":0,"cardPlayerHeight":0,"cardPlayerStream":"","cardPlayerCodec":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[88],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pigsnot"],"yoast_head":"\n