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After buying ME a $1,000 elliptical I received this sad little email today.\u00a0 So..I wonder if pig snot is REEEALLY done with his shopping rampage or if he will magically find more funds to spoil the Deadly Darlings he is soo addicted to?\u00a0 I say..he won’t stop because he CAN’T stop!\u00a0 Shopping for us is like CRACK!\u00a0 CRACK to whack!\u00a0 LOLOLOL<\/p>\n

Dear Princess Sierra,
\nI did the exercise machine and the squeeze box.\u00a0 Then i did a couple of items for Stevie to balance the wish lists.\u00a0 This is the most i can do because the new card is now also maxxed out.
\ni’m very sorry, but i have to slow down because i simply do not have any credit left.\u00a0 i’ve increase the credit line on all of my cards and got a couple of more cards to extend my shopping spree.<\/em><\/p>\n

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This spree cost me over $31k. i hope you and Stevie enjoyed it.<\/em>
\nSincerly,
\nbroke and stupid pig snot<\/em><\/p>\n

Notice he said “slow down”..not “stop”.\u00a0 Me thinketh our horny piglet will continue to spiral DEEPER into debt! teehee!\u00a0 I’ll be sending My Princess Power Vibes out to the universe and see if I can manifest pig snot’s credit card companies raising his credit card limit even higher!!<\/p>\n

Remember, our little pathetic pigsnot..31K really isn’t THAT much credit card debt.\u00a0 you could always rack up 100’s of thousands of dollars in debt!\u00a0 It’s the American way!\u00a0 Keep drinking.\u00a0 Stop thinking.\u00a0 Let your puny pecker lead the way cuz Princess and Stevie know you will be back to shop some day.\u00a0 (Probably by wednesday) hahahaha!<\/p>\n

We totally \u00a0 \u00e2\u2122\u00a5 <\/big>LOVED \u00e2\u2122\u00a5 <\/big>this shopping spree!!\u00a0 It was FUN, FUN, FUN!\u00a0 We have every piece of electronics on the planet now and it’s all because of you, our drunken, shrunken dicked, brainwashed, gooey, ewwwy, kinda screwy, hypnotized snot covered lil piglet!\u00a0 <\/em><\/p>\n

To the rest of you WORTHLESS nut sacks!\u00a0 I still have Hudson and Etsy I want purchased right away!\u00a0 Stop being such fucking voyeurs and get to grabbing for those wallets and please your PRINCESS!
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