{"id":3300,"date":"2011-10-06T00:28:55","date_gmt":"2011-10-06T04:28:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.financialdomination.com\/journal\/?p=3300"},"modified":"2012-08-08T11:57:02","modified_gmt":"2012-08-08T15:57:02","slug":"i-wanna-smack-some-bitches-cuz-my-remote-is-screwy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.financialdomination.com\/journal\/i-wanna-smack-some-bitches-cuz-my-remote-is-screwy\/","title":{"rendered":"I wanna Smack Some Bitches cuz My remote is screwy"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I’m about to fucking kick somebody’s teeth in!! Been trying with MY friend for 2 days to get MY new tv set up with MY surround sound, universal remote and this new keyboard\/Vizio remote and all MY other entertainment devices. It’s fucking driving ME ape shit! I’m totally pissed, because MY set up before did everything I wanted. I HEART ELECTRONICS but I get fucking ballistic when I can’t get it set up to perfection! ARRRGH!!! PUNCH babies! KICK Kitties! HEADBUTT puppies!! I hate cha all!!! In times like this, I just want one very handy, blue collared man to keep in the closet that I don’t have to ever look at or hear and can just pop him out to fix leaks, set up speakers and change MY oil! When work is done..he disappears back in closet without a trace. But noo.most of you fat fucks are soft and stupid and can’t fix anything worth shit! Big Pussies!<\/p>\n

Anyway, it is pretty cool that this TV has internet applications! FaceBook, Pandora, hell you can set it up to have your Yahoo messages pop up while you are watching movies. haha! Insanity!<\/p>\n

All MY newest goodies have been coming in, pig snot! Go run and get that Bose Ipod thing! you know we will get what we want!! yaaay! Shopping Sprees ROCK!!!<\/p>\n

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