Omg .you little sickos would all have creamed your jeans tonight.\u00a0 I went out tonight..looking way too hot.\u00a0 Like I can go out to gay bars looking this hot, but every time I go in a straight bar looking like this..I wind up wanting to punch someone!\u00a0 So I go out wearing the hottest little jeans and MY new sparkly belt that hairlip<\/strong> bought and this tight little tank and high boots. I walk into the place and I hear “HOLY FUCk!”\u00a0 “JESUS CHRIST”\u00a0\u00a0 “Oh my god, I am in love with that woman! ” and all kinds of lame, gross little comments when I walk into a room.\u00a0 This little fucker comes up to me while me and MY friend are seated at the bar and puts both hands on MY little waist and says,\u00a0 “were you in a movie called ____ (I can’t remember the name of the movie)?\u00a0\u00a0 I use both hands and PUSH him hard away and say ” DON’T FUCKING TOUCH ME!!”<\/p>\n

WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!?!?!\u00a0 REALLY??? Do you sick little bastards think you have the right to touch some woman in a bar before you even know her name??\u00a0\u00a0 I FUCKING HATE LITTLE BASTARD SHITSUCKERS LIKE THIS!!\u00a0\u00a0 NO SERIOUSLY!!!\u00a0 I wanted to KILL somebody!!!!\u00a0 DON’T FUCKING TOUCH ME you unworthy ball-toting sicko’s!! I will fucking stick your shrunken head RIGHT up your shit stinkin’ ass if you dare!!\u00a0\u00a0 Seriously, I should be given a license to CLUB a man to death who dares TOUCH MY perfection!!!!\u00a0 Keep your fucking MITTS away from ME, you deranged assholes!!<\/p>\n

Love and Lollipops, spermbags!!<\/p>\n

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Omg .you little sickos would all have creamed your jeans tonight.\u00a0 I went out tonight..looking way too hot.\u00a0 Like I can go out to gay bars looking this hot, but every time I go in a straight bar looking like this..I wind up wanting to punch someone!\u00a0 So I go out wearing the hottest little […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\t\n\t\n\t\n