SENOR DOGGY!! EMAIL ME!<\/strong> I had toiletbrush repurchase the jacket you fucked up.\u00a0 you owe ME $500 for the jacket.\u00a0 Even though it was $300, I tacked on $200 for making Me wait!<\/p>\n

Ugh I stepped on a damned sewing needle which broke inside of MY foot!\u00a0 When do I friggin sew?\u00a0 I think I might have tightened a button or something and dropped the needle.\u00a0 Anyway, the doc had to dig in reeeally deep and put in 2 stiches.\u00a0 It hurts like a friggin muthafucka!\u00a0 She put Me on vicodin and it still hurts.\u00a0 Guess I won’t be running around for a few days, so I’ll be\u00a0 lounging around, working on building up MY shopping list.\u00a0 That means you will all be emptying your wallets and distracting Me from My ouchy little foot with gifts galore and huge donations.\u00a0 I can’t believe MY perfect little ped will have a little scar.\u00a0 boohoo\u00a0 Maybe you should all step on needles and send ME the xrays as proof!<\/p>\n

HIGHEST PRIORITY senor doggy<\/strong> bought this, but for some reason Macy’s flagged his account because I ran the charge for him when he was overseas. So I need someone else to buy PRONTO!!!<\/p>\n

It’s on sale now! Must buy QUICKLY<\/a><\/strong><\/span>!! toiletbrush<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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Just got $400 from a new slave named ugly skinny nerd<\/strong>. That’s the name he chose. I woulda came up with something with more pizazz. Anyway, he talks about himself in third person.and sometimes in the plural..awesome.another nut job!<\/p>\n

HOLY FUCK. he just sent a video clip and photo.<\/p>\n

O\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 M \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 G<\/p>\n

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he looks like something is majorly wrong with him. he definitely lives up to his name. he’s not mentally challenged, he just looks it. hahaha SHIT!!! I..I..I..for once in MY life I have no fucking words.\u00a0 WHAT DA FUCK is this???\u00a0 he’s obviously a very sick man..you can tell by his choice of art. HAHAHAHAHAHA\u00a0 GAWD ALMIGHTY, I AM A FUNNY!!!<\/p>\n

skinny ugly nerd’s retardalicious video clip<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n

Jesus Christ!\u00a0 What is wrong with you, men?\u00a0 Do I now need to get handicapped parking spaces for BitchyBeauty.com??<\/p>\n

ugly skinny nerd, you are obviously VERY disturbed. How nice for you. Now hop on the short bus to the ATM machine and send ME all your cash! HAHAHAHAHA!<\/p>\n

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