\nThe message in the photo is directed to somebody who’s really cruising for a bruising.you know who you are.
\nWoohoo boxes galore! I got My new camera. But I haven’t figured out how to use it yet. I got My supersecret spy phone thing, a box from VS with some shorts that were too big for Me, a bra, a few blouses and a $100 VS Gift Certificate, a part for My pool, this leotard thing, these shoes in the pic, $200 from some guy who claims to be My slave and 6 giant lobster tails. YumYum!
\nKinda pissed that I cropped My hair out of the above pic. It’s fucking hard to get shit centered right when you are taking timed pictures.<\/p>\n

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