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\"Hearts<\/div>\n

Hey boys! Valentine’s day is right around the corner. Don’t you want to give Me your heart, your love, your devotion, your wallet,\u00a0 your humility, you future, your life savings!?!? \u00a0 Of course you do..I’m your one true love!\u00a0 Love of your fucking life, beeeches!\u00a0 you should be playing 80’s love ballads all weekend and clicking all MY donation buttons and buying Me gift cards, diamonds, prezzies and anything else My greedy little heart desires!\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Oh and don’t any of you scumbags THINK about wasting MY money on your significant other!\u00a0 I’m the ONLY Woman you will be thinking of on Valentines and I hope your wives and girlfriends get soo disillusioned and annoyed by the fact that you totally forgot to plan anything for them..that they put on their spanx and bump-its and go out looking for another man!!\u00a0 you sicks fucks would probably like that, being all closet cock-suckers and all!\u00a0 haha Whatever.\u00a0 Freeeeeaks!\u00a0 If she’s been with your pathetic ass for\u00a0 15+ years, I will let you go to the gas-station and buy one of those chocolate shaped roses that are covered in tinfoil.\u00a0 you know, the ones that taste like the yuckiest milk chocolate EVER..oh and not the solid ones..just the hollow ones!\u00a0 She’s got bad taste, she married you! She’d probably like it! Even though ALL females are superior to you ..it just fucking boggles MY brain how any woman could stoop to marry one of you bastards!!<\/p>\n

Oh and chewtoy<\/strong>.this goes double for you! I know you mentioned your wife wanted to go do something sweet on Valentine’s day and was hoping for some special lunch or dinner!\u00a0 No fucking way in hell! But your<\/em> wife gets\u00a0 a special allowance.\u00a0 Since you are not so fond of your wife’s girth, you will buy her as many candy hearts, hot tamales, jelly bellies, heart cookies and sprinkled covered cupcakes she could EVER want and the tiniest, tightest wee red thong that will get lost in her ass!!\u00a0 Saturday night, you will be forced to masturbate to videos of men getting jailhouse dildo-fucked, so that you will be completely drained when she demands you crawl on board for the fupa shuffle!!<\/p>\n

HAHAHAHA!<\/p>\n

Oh somebody, buy this asap!!\u00a0 Resort bathroom rug<\/a><\/strong> get the 30″x 50″ one in ivory<\/em>.<\/p>\n

\u00a0sissy tommikins<\/strong> did $400 of WholeFoods GC’s, twinkie<\/strong> did $1000 V-day gift, stewey<\/strong> sent another $200 in tributes and more amazon shopping!\u00a0 toiletbrush<\/strong> get a hold of ME pronto, we need to finish up some more shopping!!\u00a0\u00a0 uncle pigfucker <\/strong>contacted ME today and he’s already planning his next game of I Luv U I.O.U.!!\u00a0 Next week! We are playing again and raising the stakes!!<\/p>\n

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\"Hearts<\/div>\n

Hey boys! Valentine’s day is right around the corner. Don’t you want to give Me your heart, your love, your devotion, your wallet,\u00a0 your humility, you future, your life savings!?!? \u00a0 Of course you do..I’m your one true love!\u00a0 Love of your fucking life, beeeches!\u00a0 you should be playing 80’s love ballads all weekend and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":94,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"twitterCardType":"","cardImageID":0,"cardImage":"","cardTitle":"","cardDesc":"","cardImageAlt":"","cardPlayer":"","cardPlayerWidth":0,"cardPlayerHeight":0,"cardPlayerStream":"","cardPlayerCodec":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1427","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\nHearts of old farts! - Financial Domination<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.financialdomination.com\/journal\/hearts-of-old-farts\/\" class=\"yoast-seo-meta-tag\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" class=\"yoast-seo-meta-tag\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" class=\"yoast-seo-meta-tag\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Hearts of old farts! - Financial Domination\" class=\"yoast-seo-meta-tag\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Hey boys! 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