$\"Vacation$ <\/div>\n

Well My yard is officially done besides a few little things that will be finished off while I’m on vacation.\u00a0Weed guard in all the kajillions of flower beds..old trees and shrubs removed, new bushes\u00a0 planted, timber replaced, beds removed, grass planted, mulch laid, pond\/mosquito trap removed. Yaaaaay!\u00a0 I should have a big backyard grill party, but I feel too lazy.\u00a0 Time for vacation and relaxation.\u00a0 I just want to lay around the entire time with a little drink and relax and not have my brain spinning all the time.\u00a0\u00a0I’m still accepting donations<\/strong><\/a>\u00a0for vacation play money.\u00a0 This\u00a0summer vacation was paid entirely by hairlip<\/strong>..just like last year! \ud83d\ude42\u00a0 Is he your hero?\u00a0 Well, now he’s all broke and couldn’t even buy Me the bathroom rug on my last entry becauseI raped him so hard. How pathetic!\u00a0\u00a0he went from HERO to ZERO with a flash of his empty wallet. hahahaha!\u00a0 (Somebody get that fucking bathroom rug.)\u00a0 I see some expensive restaurants with impressive reviews taht I want to hit\u00a0on vacation, so you’re all invited to contribute to our vacation wine\/dine fund.\u00a0 I am going to try to stay on a sensible diet this time and not go hog wild like last year. I felt so fat when I got back last year. We drank like maniacs and\u00a0ate everything in site.\u00a0 Drank so much, I\u00a0can’t remember half of the vaction. This year, I’m going to try to have more of a Zen vacation. Relaxation of mind and spirit.\u00a0 Getting My chakras in-line and being one with the Universe.\u00a0 Oh what am I saying?? I AM <\/strong>the center of the Universe!\u00a0Pass the tequila!!\u00a0 Seriously.\u00a0 I’m going to show restraint this year. It was like dykes gone wild last year.\u00a0 This is all women again. No dudes, no nutsacks, no problemos!\u00a0\u00a0 Why do lesbians love long board shorts so much?\u00a0 I swear I saw maybe 5 women wearing bikini bottoms, not counting us.\u00a0 Even the hot ones wear them.\u00a0\u00a0 Sometimes I just don’t get it.<\/p>\n

Anyway, I’ll be back Tuesday..any items you get off MY wishlist, make sure they aren’t going to be delivered until the 15th\u00a0.\u00a0 Priority Items: That hydro hose thingie.\u00a0 I already have the box one and it’s pretty awesome. You push the button and the garden hose winds itself.\u00a0 I need another for the front yard.\u00a0 fatmac <\/strong>as you know those fitness\u00a0flipflops were out of stock.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I want you to order the new ones that I added to My wishlist but send them to the resort 2-day express mail.\u00a0 I’ll give you the address.\u00a0 Oh Me and MY girlfriend had to pay for our own Vacation pedicures, fatty.\u00a0 you’ve done it every time before..so you owe us about $80.\u00a0 lol\u00a0 I’ll be wearing the skirt and shorts you got from VS this vacation..I’m sure you are soo thrilled you blubbery ball of wimp.<\/p>\n

eenie peenie<\/strong>. Make fagarina <\/strong>send $300!\u00a0 Tell that little bitch to call with his credit card in his yap tonight. titty sprinkles<\/strong>.\u00a0 you are too young. How the HELL did you get so friggin’ freaky SOOOO early in life??\u00a0 Now you’ve read all MY writings and old journal and your brain is turned inside out.\u00a0 you can’t even grow a full beard yet and you’re already maxxed out on the freakfest richter scale of losers.\u00a0 Go get a job, so when you grow up.one day you will have something to offer ME.<\/p>\n

I’m leaving Tuesday but I’ll have My cell on and MY yahoo and aim forwarded.\u00a0 I’ll answer when I get a chance.<\/p>\n

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Well My yard is officially done besides a few little things that will be finished off while I’m on vacation.\u00a0Weed guard in all the kajillions of flower beds..old trees and shrubs removed, new bushes\u00a0 planted, timber replaced, beds removed, grass planted, mulch laid, pond\/mosquito trap removed. Yaaaaay!\u00a0 I should have a big backyard grill party, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":94,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\t\n\t\n\t\n