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\"Coming<\/div>\n

Ooh it’s starting to get scarier.\u00a0 The island totally emptied out and they are nailing all the stores and bars shut and we are scheduled to evacuate tomorrow.\u00a0 Some people can’t get tickets out!\u00a0 Holy fuck.\u00a0 The hurricane is coming!<\/p>\n

Omg something is wrong with Me.\u00a0 I am sooo bloated. My feet are going to explode.\u00a0 I can’t fit in any of My shorts. I’m going to pop some water pills tonight and when I get back home.I’m going to pop all of you! I am retaining so much water.\u00a0 My ankles, feet\u00a0and gut look like My\u00a0Tia Maria’s!\u00a0 I’ve had so much fun but I am ready to come home and take a decent dump!\u00a0 Oh that’s fucking gross, isn’t it?\u00a0 Yeh whatever, bitches. Suck it up.\u00a0 I’m drinking a planters punch in case you all didn’t notice.<\/p>\n

When we get back we are both going to start some new aerobic\u00a0and circuit training classes.My girlfriend is even\u00a0going to go to the gym\u00a0this time.\u00a0 That’s a first for her skinny\u00a0ass.\u00a0\u00a0 We are starting hardcore tuesday. \u00a0I found a place that does step aerobics. Yeh! I miss Me some step aerobics.\u00a0 Nobody offers it any more. It’s always yoga and zumba.\u00a0 Whatever.\u00a0I want 80’s step aerobics!\u00a0 I wanna grapevine to the Bangles and Huey Lewis. heehee\u00a0 \u00a0So I’ll be back to fixating on fitness and diet\u00a0for a few months.but you know how that goes. Pass the peanuts!<\/p>\n

Woot woot!\u00a0 Go make a donation<\/a>, asshole!\u00a0 When I get home, I’ll be booking My next vacation!<\/p>\n

simon answer My email asap! stewart I saw your tiny little donation. That is some tragic shit!<\/p>\n

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