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\"shitenstein<\/div>\n

$500 from shitenstein<\/strong> and $500 from vintage furfreak<\/strong>. Sweeet!<\/p>\n

shitenstein! Where did you go? you were suppose to come back with your shaver, your vodka and your credit card.\u00a0 Me and MY girlfriend were sitting\u00a0here waiting to watch you destroy yourself on cam while we\u00a0have fun\u00a0fleecing you on EVERY level!\u00a0 you look soo nuts when your head is shaved.\u00a0 Did I tell you, that your hair is like your only<\/em> good physical trait? Yeh, you have wonky teeth, you are shaped like you escaped from a refugee camp, your\u00a0face looks like it was pulled through a\u00a0taffy machine\u00a0and you’re as interesting as a pile of dried bird turds, but you have good hair. hahahaha\u00a0 That’s why Princess must take it from you.\u00a0 So give ME another ringring tonight, you self-loathing, bipolar alcoholic heapO’nothin! hahahahaha I want another $500.<\/p>\n

randy the hump back freak<\/strong>, you called and didn’t call back when I told you to. you just earned $100 penalty on top of your regular phone call freak fee.<\/p>\n

tittyboy<\/strong> is running around work with fucking bandaids on his ears wondering why everyone is staring at him. HAHAHAHA!<\/p>\n

Oh check\u00a0out the fucking hurricane that is going to hit florida.\u00a0 My vacation is probably gonna suck ass weatherwise.\u00a0 At least I will be surrounded by soggy lesbians.\u00a0 boohoo.if we do get stormed out, I will just have to SCHEDULE another one.\u00a0 Hi hairlip<\/strong>, I’m waving to you My little easy mantoy. heehee!\u00a0 K I have all kinds of running to do today.\u00a0 I have a lot of work to do. I have to hot-sync MY phone, run to Sprint and get MY treo looked at because\u00a0it’s not charging when I plug it in.\u00a0 Then I\u00a0have to\u00a0get My pedicure and MY manicure, pick up some boxes at Fedex and tan.\u00a0 The come home and collect free money from goobers like you.\u00a0 Phewwwww I dunno if I can handle another stress-filled day like this one!<\/p>\n

Lalalalalala! My life is soooooo fucking amazing!\u00a0 heehee Sucks to be you. FOR REAL!\u00a0 Smooches to Myself!<\/p>\n

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\"shitenstein<\/div>\n

$500 from shitenstein and $500 from vintage furfreak. Sweeet! shitenstein! 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