Hi minions! Long time no update! Life is so different here. I spend much more time exploring the great outdoors than I do interacting with perverts. I’ll be heading back to Ohio for a month or two to tie up loose ends, do MY taxes and take care of some other responsibilities. We will move the rest of Our stuff and the pets up here probably in summer and drive My truck across the country. I can’t wait until We are all settled here in Our Mountain Paradise! All My good boys are embracing My New Life of Leisure. Well, there is more physical labor and planning involved living here..but My man-slave will be here soon to help with that. Right now I’m feeling quite bad ass learning to be more self sufficient. I love that My favorite boys are financially supporting all MY dreams and phases of Life!
slave alaska was so inspired by My most recent selfie that he just sent $1,000! My smile and happiness should inspire all you lowly males to reach deep in your wallets and GIVE GIVE GIVE!
mister peepers is a sly, skittish old fart who disappears for long stretches of time. he has sent close to $2,000 so far! I’ll wring his last dollar from him.
mystery pig! you are getting on MY nerves. you a very late with the last 2 payments! FIX it!! I don’t care what personal sacrifices you have to make in your own life! PAYING ME is your number one priority!! Remember this, mystery pig. you are shit. you are dung. you are NOTHING when you aren’t pleasing ME. Right now, I want to tear you apart. Drain every dollar in your account until your anxiety levels are sky rocketing!!
rat bastard continues to do thousands of dollars of shopping and tributing! he has filled My new home with all kinds of great stuff! he spent thousands last week! $1100 cash, thousands of dollars and shopping and gift cards. Our constant shopping sprees are thrilling! Let’s keep spending your money together forever and ever and ever!!
So this weeks highlights have been the surprise $500 from mystery pig! I’ll be investing your cash into wood floors, ya wee piggy pervert! Yes mystery pig, next Friday is your Official Pay Princess Day! Don’t think for a second that your generous bonus cash is going to get you off the hook for your bi-weekly wallet raping!! Double MY fun with double your funds, minion! Gawd, taking your cash month after month is SO MUCH FUCKING FUN!!
Oh then I got ANOTHER slave from alaska who has a thing for MY butchy winter wear! Hell yes! Get a pay-boner for MY beanies and thermal underwear, boys! HAHAHA! So I named him flaming baked alaska and he sent $600 for his first tribute. This made slave alaska totally jealous so he sent $500 in hopes of remaining MY favorite alaskan slave. Yippy for ME!
There’s another plot of nearby land I want to buy! Amish furniture, snow plow, outdoor toys…so many ways to spend your hard-earned cash. Get it in gear, bozos!
Whoever “r” is who is sending ME prezzies–the items are going to Ohio. I am getting them forwarded to ME but send them to MY new Amazon wish list hidden address here out West! This is the wish list everybody should be using. (Some guys got MY “TOP secret list”. They know to use that one instead.) Send more prezzies, “r”!!! More Eddie Bauer gift cards too.
So you fuckers are going to have a LOT of shit to pay for: Riding lawn mower, UTV w/ a snow plow, truck trailer, wood splitter, new wood flooring in some places, new fencing, new fixtures, new furniture…ect ect ect. Oh! and also a small, lightweight RV trailer..We just sold the big one. Oh and moving expenses. We will probably move half Our stuff with a Uhaul in a few months and have movers move the bulk of it next year because We will be traveling back and forth until the Wife can finally leave permanently sometime next year. OMFG! All Our Dreams are coming true thanks to BONER CASH! Ten of thousands of mens’ silly erections across the globe totally funded Our Mountain Dream Home. Thrilling isn’t it!?
I’m going to be obsessed with planning this move. It will be all I talk about it. This is a real big deal to Us! I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED you little bastards can’t understand!
I am also building another Amazon wishlist for when I am staying out West. So there will be 2 wishlists soon–one with bigger stuff when I am there and one for Ohio. I am leaving a lot of furniture behind because I want to get more solid wood, rustic, hand-made type furniture. you boys better start taking out small loans and applying for new credit cards. you have a lot of shopping to do in the future!
We have excellent internet at Our new home so I won’t be cutting MYSelf off from MY loyal minions, but Our lifestyle will be changing dramatically. We are in a quite secluded little town. Oh!! The views from Our property are mind boggling! We are set on top of a hill in the middle of a beautiful valley surrounded by different mountain ranges. While you toil at work daily, BOTH of Us will be sitting on the porch, or hiking, or fishing or camping or chasing chickens with a beer in hand. She will be retired by My side while you WORK and NEVER STOP working. Dreamy isn’t it? Exactly how it was meant to be. Giving all your money to ME is just going to feel THAT much better! Here’s to ME and HER! Here’s to US! And here’s to you losers all going broke for US! And here’s to MY good boys who are going to spend the rest of their life laboring endlessly for the Two of Us.
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mysterypig has been a good little piggy! he’s been paying tribute every 2 weeks like he’s been conditioned to do. Today he sent $1,000! Two weeks before that he sent $1,400!!! The week before that he sent a $200 bonus and the week before that he sent $1,200!! We are so pleased with this little bitch’s performance!
$5,000 has been deposited directly from joe’s bank into Mine! It just got here today!! joe hides from ME.. but when this ugly, chinless turd comes out from hiding I fucking roast the vile pig! NO MERCY for subhuman pervert binger freaks!!
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rat bastard Christmas Special! rat bastard cleaned out MY Wishlist yesterday!! he bought over $550 worth of winter parkas! Parka #1 Parka #2 Over $500 worth of sweaters!! $350 of Hotel gift cards!! $100 Eddie Bauer Gift card! $60 Netflix Card! Expensive long underwear! A $60 Honey Jar and a sauce pan! On top of that he sent $600 cash!!! HO HO HO! Merry Fucking Christmas to ME! I’m sure he is licking his wounds right now..as I bask in post-shopping spree glow! p.s. Say hi to your lil pocket mouse!
$500 from amsterdam ham, $300 Holiday cash from twinkie! $850 from a very drunk senor doggy! $200 Christmas cash from slave pantystain plus some shopping! (Love the sweater!) $50 from the greek maggot, fred bought a $400 Luminox watch for HRC and it got here in time for Christmas! If you haven’t sent your Christmas Cash yet, do it now!!! Anybody who doesn’t spoil ME for the Holidays is a selfish turd! Don’t be a selfish fucking turd!
mystery pig! GET ON IT!! mystery pig sent $700 after reading this today! Then I sent his ass back to MY pay page to send a late fee and he sent $500 more!!!
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