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Back from camping!

Back from camping!

Had a blast!  We have so much more shit we need for the camper.  First it was blistering hot and humid.then it rained on Us..but We still enjoyed Ourselves.  My Amazon list continues to grow.  We are going out for another weekend RV trip in a few weeks.  Get to shopping!  Lot of camp gear!  Need the camping tables before Our next trip.  Our old card table was too heavy and bulky.  We got through the entire set up and set down of the trailer.  We were pretty proud of Ourselves.  I am going to have one of you buy Me a few accessories for the equalizer hitch.  Will add them to MY list later.  We did make some hillbillies dump Our sewage.  That is some grossness!

Don’t have any camping pics to post because I would have too many people to blur out.  But here’s  a picture of My camping coffee mug purchased by slavey davey.
mug

Etsy Goodies
Fun stuff for the RV
Lady Guadalupe oven mitt/set  actually I want this for home
Kitsche Loteria Wall Frame
Senorita Cosmetic Bag

Look what We grew in Our garden!  Our first zucchini ever.  I bet all you cock gobblers are slobbering.  This baby would fit in your man-gynas perfectly.
zuchi

 

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Todays Goodies! SCORE!

babymacs
2 brand new MacBook Air from pigsnot!

Awsome smelling leather Born boots and a pair of Hudson jeans from slavey davey.  A pair of Athleta work out pants came too, but I had put them in the washer so they missed the photo op.
fulfilled work-out items
Capri  Tall L, Black fatmac
Shorts for HRC  get S fatmac
Chaturanga pants  L in Tall in Black fatmac
Bermuda Short size L in Black slavey davey
Shorts for HRC size XS fatmac
Bra Top size L Tall in black heather slavey davey
Velocity Top purple slavey davey
KickBooty pants slavey davey

I mailed MY shoes today, tommikins and pantystain!  Keep a look-out!

 

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Need re-programming? It’s time to erase your hard-drive!

Need re-programming?  It's time to erase your hard-drive!

mrobot had a little glitch for a few months and was not answering Me when I sent command files to him!  BAD ROBOT!  I am now re-tweaking him and wiping his old files and updating his systems!  mrobot is PROGRAMMED to pay!  mrobot is PROGRAMMED to obey!  I know you are reading this mrobot. hahaha!  I got $400 from him and he is now busily writing 500 sentences to help clear his brain of the thoughts of the man he once was.  john is dead and has been replaced with mrobot!  john has been completely PURGED from your system!

gayson the quickest wank in the West just called and dropped $500 at My feet.  he blew his load as soon as I ran his card for the amount.   What a fucking LOSER! muahahahaha!

BOOTS!! Motorcycle helmets and tough chick shoes!

See that back wall used to be unfinished.  The bead-board spruced it up.  The paint is actually crazy bright yellow.for some reason it looked orangey in the photo.  Still have to put one more coat of paint on the bead-board though.  This is My laundry-room/mud room/boot closet.  Keep in mind this is just My FAVORITE boots. I have scads of shelves and closets of lesser worn boots.  you can also see some of MY motorcycle helmets and MC walky-talky stuff in the photo. There’s 2 more shelves of boots on this wall that wouldnt fit in the photo. HAHA! There is a closet in this room chock full of leather jackets, chaps, coats and boots boot boots!  All purchased by YOU fucking freaks! Tall boots, short boots, brown boots, black boots, biker boots, dress boots, hiking boots.  I heart boots!  you are so lucky to serve such a Bad Ass Bitch! Do you see a pair of boots you bought Me in the photo?  Pinch yourself, loser!

Oh I am going to need 2 small framed prints/art for this wall.   Something super bright.  Will be posting them as soon as I spend sometime perusing art websites.

Oh and don’t forget!  I still want this piece for My living room!   Get it! For some reason it calls to Me!! Or you can Paypal Me $330 so I can ship it straight to My home.  Contact ME for the size, frame and matting I want.  I need it pretty large sized.

 

 

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My boys make My life so easy!

My boys make My life so easy!

tom the turd sent $200 amazon GC for the Boho Chic bedspread and pillow shams!  It’s about time you came out of hiding and started doing your turdly duties, tom turd!  Keep it coming!

$500 from sissy tommikins!  HA!  he drove by the adult bookstore and there were a few police cruisers parked in front.so no dick today for tommikins.  Total frownie face!

Received $100 cash from pantystain in the mail. Received $100 from fratboy slave.who is no longer a fratboy.he’s just a cheap fat boy.

The other day we went to Home Depot so fatmac quickly sent an Home Dept E-certificate to cover some of Our purchases.  After Our shopping, we went out for dinner and sent him another picture of Our tab and he quickly covered that! fatmac is so fucking under MY pretty thumb!

On another re-decorating rampage. Re-painted the laundry room and re-did a dresser in there.  Having My local boy install white bead-board wainscoting to cover up some brick in the laundry room.  Yay!  Accepting HomeDepot and Lowes gift certificates.  I know most of you have a Home Depot credit card.  Get your ass to H.D. and buy gift cards if you want to use your store credit because they won’t let you buy H.D. gift cards with H.D. credit cards for some reason.

Buy Me HomeDepot E-gift cards!

MORE ETSY GIFT CARDS!  I am so addicted to Etsy! Art, decor, jewelry, oils!

Why is the Boho Chic bedding still on My Amazon Wishlist, you skanky hoes?! fulfilled by tom the turd

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Heart Breaker, Dream Maker, Money Taker

Heart Breaker, Dream Maker, Money Taker

$100 from pantystain, $300 from terrance, $100 from anonymous, a ring and a blow dryer from sissy tommikins!  fatmac got a few items off Stevie’s list for Vday.  For the rest of you, scumsuckers!!  If you haven’t sent your Valentine’s day gift yet, I will let you send it today + a $50 Vday late fee. hahahaha!  toiletbrush!  Where the fuck are you!?

Hi boys!  A little Valentine’s Day update!

So far today, whilst out enjoying Our day, I got $300 from screwy stewy, $250 from tomtheturd and $500 from twinkie.  And let’s not forget the $1,000 Vday gift tommikins sent last night. 🙂  pigsnot gave ME and each one of My PowerPosse a $100 bill to celebrate the day!  Me and Stevie will be waving Our crispies while plumping up Our Amazon wishlists in case pigsnot gets drunk and decides to go on another Amazon shopping rampage!  Woohoo!  Come on ya, jizz covered slime-pig!  We want MORE GOODIES!  you know you can’t resist for long!  We own your crusty old balls and your wallet!

The Day isn’t over yet!  Keep your Honeys in the Money!  Tonight We will be clinking Our glasses, holding hands and listening for MY phone to “ding” and notify Me of any new donations, Paypal payments  and Amazon purchases! ♥ ♥ 

If you are one of those guys who have My paypal address,  PAYPAL Me.
If not, follow this link:  Make My Heart Beat Faster with COLD HARD CASH for Valentine’s Day! 

Are you a Venmo Ho?  Send Me Venmo payments straight to My mobile phone.

We wanna go to this restaurant called The Pearl in the next week or so.  Get Us gift cards for it!

Omg, I had the weirdest dream of deryck last night.  I wonder if that means he’s reading MY site again?

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fagarina cash

Got your envelope of cash, fagarina!  How I love to get $100 bills in the mail. 🙂  Received 2 tops today in the mail from twinkie.  I wonder what UPS will bring today?!

tommikins be sure to add the dick you sucked Sunday on your dick-log!

Who wants to buy Lady Cop a new firearm holster? Scroll down and get GLOCK 19  – Right in Black pantystain

WHBM Black Dress size L

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