Hi minions! Long time no update! Life is so different here. I spend much more time exploring the great outdoors than I do interacting with perverts. I’ll be heading back to Ohio for a month or two to tie up loose ends, do MY taxes and take care of some other responsibilities. We will move the rest of Our stuff and the pets up here probably in summer and drive My truck across the country. I can’t wait until We are all settled here in Our Mountain Paradise! All My good boys are embracing My New Life of Leisure. Well, there is more physical labor and planning involved living here..but My man-slave will be here soon to help with that. Right now I’m feeling quite bad ass learning to be more self sufficient. I love that My favorite boys are financially supporting all MY dreams and phases of Life!
slave alaska was so inspired by My most recent selfie that he just sent $1,000! My smile and happiness should inspire all you lowly males to reach deep in your wallets and GIVE GIVE GIVE!
mister peepers is a sly, skittish old fart who disappears for long stretches of time. he has sent close to $2,000 so far! I’ll wring his last dollar from him.
mystery pig! you are getting on MY nerves. you a very late with the last 2 payments! FIX it!! I don’t care what personal sacrifices you have to make in your own life! PAYING ME is your number one priority!! Remember this, mystery pig. you are shit. you are dung. you are NOTHING when you aren’t pleasing ME. Right now, I want to tear you apart. Drain every dollar in your account until your anxiety levels are sky rocketing!!
rat bastard continues to do thousands of dollars of shopping and tributing! he has filled My new home with all kinds of great stuff! he spent thousands last week! $1100 cash, thousands of dollars and shopping and gift cards. Our constant shopping sprees are thrilling! Let’s keep spending your money together forever and ever and ever!!
So this weeks highlights have been the surprise $500 from mystery pig! I’ll be investing your cash into wood floors, ya wee piggy pervert! Yes mystery pig, next Friday is your Official Pay Princess Day! Don’t think for a second that your generous bonus cash is going to get you off the hook for your bi-weekly wallet raping!! Double MY fun with double your funds, minion! Gawd, taking your cash month after month is SO MUCH FUCKING FUN!!
Oh then I got ANOTHER slave from alaska who has a thing for MY butchy winter wear! Hell yes! Get a pay-boner for MY beanies and thermal underwear, boys! HAHAHA! So I named him flaming baked alaska and he sent $600 for his first tribute. This made slave alaska totally jealous so he sent $500 in hopes of remaining MY favorite alaskan slave. Yippy for ME!
There’s another plot of nearby land I want to buy! Amish furniture, snow plow, outdoor toys…so many ways to spend your hard-earned cash. Get it in gear, bozos!
shitpig I got your $1,600 you vile turd! There’s more and it belongs to ME!
mysterypig has been sending about $1,000 every second Saturday! The scheduled Pay Day before this very last one, he sent $1,250!! he has been averaging around $2,000 a month!! I FUCKING LOVE IT!!! It’s especially thrilling when I announce on Twitter that it’s his Official Scheduled Pay Princess Day and he immediately sends it on that very day! That makes snatching his cash even that much more satisfying! his payments make Us totally GIDDY!
We have decided to start collecting a few sets of China. First, We are doing a mix-match set but She also really likes Royal Albert’s Bone China in the Lady Carlyle pattern. you boys will be building Our collection piece by piece. wimpdick even sent Us some pieces from his late gramma’s collection. I’m sure Nana is smiling down from heaven seeing his lovely Dominatrix sipping tea out of Her old china cups. Here I am showing off one of the tea cups he sent. Check out My Amazon wishlist to get Us more pieces! There are also other pieces We want that aren’t available on Amazon, I will add them to My wishlist here.
This month deerslayer came into some extra money and handed over an extra $4000. he’s My local slave as most of you know. he sends somewhere between $500-$1,000 every single month..has for a very long time. I slapped that $4,000 straight into the bank to use towards Our future dream home.
Oh I have had some EPIC shopping sprees with rat bastard! Since My last update he has spent around $1100 cash, $130 Amazon gift card and bought Me a SHIT TON OF PREZZIES! Here’s a picture of some of the many gift cards he bought. Box after box arrived — Perfume, Frye wallet, electronics, tons of beautiful wardrobe items, breadmaker, China and so much more! One night I made him go over his debit card limit by $900!! he had to pay a bunch of overdraft fees! I can’t lie…I LAUGHED MY FUCKING ASS OFF!!
Here’s some of the donations I remember getting because I Tweeted about them. This does not include the numerous guys who are on the smaller daily tribute schedule and anonymous Square tributes I get from randoms. It’s been a long time since My last update so this list is VERY incomplete. I don’t Tweet all donations.
$200 from harry, $600 from tommikins (tommikins does at least $500 every month..and has for like….FOREVER!), $600 from vintage furfreak, $450 piggy pops, $250 Amazon gift card from somebody, $400 from the ukrainian, $300 from mrobot, $200 new guy, $400 Amazon gift cards plus $150 cash from a new guy I am calling the convert. $500 from amsterdam ham as well as this $200 framed art, $300 from baby schwein, $300 from father flatulence, $300 from cory, $150 from shrimp emoji, $500 plus a sweet love letter from kenneth, officer jizzypants sent $575. $500 from twinkie. (twinkie also always does at least $500 a month.)
slavey davey buys Me items pretty much whenever I want and wimpdick shops regularly and is also a daily tribute payer.
davidansar has been sending $100-$200 every week. his loyalty is very pleasing!
China pieces We want when you hit the link the item will be highlighted
Sugar bowl and Lid slavey davey
Creamer slavey davey
Large Sandwich Tray
Gravy Bowl and Underplate
Tansy Duster get in charcoal size L
hi minions! I’ve really been neglecting MY blog lately, but I have been active on Twitter. Seems that’s the new thing…so be sure to follow ME every day! I have been keeping busy with gardening, hiking and enjoying the summer. However, I’m getting sick of this heat and can’t wait until I can start wearing MY fall wardrobe again! Will be working on a wishlist. Fedoras, jackets, sweaters and lots of pretty Etsy handmade items! Fall really is MY favorite season. Once the weather starts cooling down we plan on doing some camping and backpacking. Can’t wait!
Just got $500 from twinkie!
mysterypig was quite late on his payment but he came through with $700. Hopefully, he had only overextended himself and needed extra time to recover and NOT trying to resist ME. Never try to resist ME, mysterypig. That’s so unnatural!
$500 from a new guy named harry. Sent ME his cash and POOF! Oh Another nice shopping spree from rat bastard and I believe it was $300 he sent in cash! I got a pile of gift cards and $170 hat, a new dress and some other great items! Isn’t Our time shopping together wonderful, rat bastard?!? Next pay day, you and I have another shopping date!
tommikins sent $700 last month and $500 this month plus he bought HRC a bicycle helmet just like Mine! Always reliable and forever devoted to his GODDESS. he makes Me very happy!
slavey davey spent around $1500 this month! he bought Me some beautiful handmade pieces of jewelry! Clothing, cash, My bike helmet, an awesome wool rug runner..whatever I demand he buys! Here’s an expensive Etsy turquoise necklace he bought ME.
pantystain has bought ME several wonderful items..including a turquoise and leather necklace that I am absolutely gaga for. When I find something, I just send him an email out of the blue and instruct him to buy it. he immediately does.
wimpdick has been loyally paying his daily tributes as well as buying many gifts on Amazon. I made him buy some floral, tacky yoga pants, a floral visor and pink work-out tops. he now has to go jogging dressed in them. he looks ridiculous! Here’s a video of him jogging in his new sissy workout outfit. he also found some spandex fetish freak on Fetlife who met him in the park. They held hands and walked the path in their girly spandex pants, wiggling their fairy tushies and looking like fools. wimpdick will NEVER be normal again. HAHAHA!
deerslayer made ME his beneficiary! After many years of loyal service, it was time to seal the deal! hahaha! We got all the paperwork done last week. When he dies, it’s OFFICIAL! Everything is MINE! he’s a good boy!
davidansar has been sending at least $100 a week and recording all MY daily affirmations on FEMGOD.com Read them. Recite them Daily. Let them penetrate your brain and truly enlighten you.
I’m kinda scanning through MY tweets to recap on more recent tributes I mentioned on Twitter…but it’s been a long time since MY last blog update. I really just don’t remember. There are many randoms guys, many anonymous tributes on Square, as well as all the guys on the daily pay schedule.
But here are few highlights.
$100 from peasant, $350 from amsterdam ham, $200 from piggypops, $600 from toejam, $200 wayne , $700 from sharon.
Currently pissed off at pigshit and doomed brit. Both are binger anus-boys. doomed brit, where is that tribute you fucking said you were sending? This is why I hate you so much and refuse to ever talk to you. you are a fucking liar and annoying spunk gurgling, fat freak of nature! pigshit had a problem with his credit card. It was being denied. I told him to fix it with his bank and make the tribute the next day. Morning comes, he isn’t horny and doesn’t feel he needs to keep his promise to send $400 that he made while having an idiot boner the night before!! he made up some sort of bullshit excuse about his card being cloned and it taking months to sort out. LIES! When your card is declined after promising ME an amount…you STILL FUCKING OWE ME THAT AMOUNT!! you get your card straightened out with the bank and you pay Me immediately! you PIECE OF SHIT! you LOW LIFE CUM BURPING man turd! Next time you come out of your stinky sewer hole…I promise you!! I will max the FUCK out of your credit card with no mercy! I WILL DESTROY your credit!! GAWD!! I HATE FUCKING LIARS!
And what’s the deal with pigsnot and the wankbank hiding from ME? you stupid old fucks! What the hell do you think you have to live for that is so special??? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING if you aren’t paying ME!!! IT’S TIME TO WHIP OUT THOSE CREDIT CARDS, you old crusty maggots! It’s time to shop!! This is all you are good for!
heehee! Yoohoo!! speedydick! I can see your sweet family picture pop up on your whatsapp contact info! Awwww…so adorbs! Funny how everybody is so clueless as to what an obsessive freak you are and how fucked in the head I made you! Time to make a donation!
I guess that’s MY update for the time being. Time to send ME MORE CASH!
Akubra Fedora in Carbon Grey
Panama Hat size XL
Howling Wolf Necklace
Dancing Pine Layered Necklace
Kingman Turquoise Earrings
Fox Tee slavey davey
Veracruz top slavey davey
Darjeelling Tunic size L
Wooden Fruit Bowl
Paisley Faded Cover
Quick note to lure mysterypig’s cash into MY pocket!: mystery pig, you are a week late! Better make it up to ME in cold cash, you undercover pay puppy!!
Sooooo….last time I spoke to speedydick he was in a panic because he had emptied his savings totally..and was going to “sex addiction” meetings. he claims that after telling the counselor an estimation of how much he sent to ME that she recommended serious therapy. LOL If this is true, that’s pretty fucking funny. Thing is. Therapy never works. you know how m any of you fucks have tried that and failed!? Best part of the story is that I got $500 from him!! Happy Dance!!!
Cold Shoulder Top size L slavey davey
Buy ME this hat!
Embroidered tunic size L
Flowing Tunic size L
Colorful gemstone bracelet
Chanel Eyeshadow Tisse Essentiel