Sprained ankle and $1000 in 5 minutes!

Some of the creditcard damage that beerboy has suffered the last 2 months. This is only a portion of what he has done. he’s used at least 3 other billing options besides this one. I blotted out order I.D.’s that had his name in them and his creditcard info of course.:) Hey beerboy, how about a nice frosty one today?!

Oh woes is ME! I sprung My ankle big time! It’s soo swollen. I can’t work out this week-I’m going to die! All I can do is work upper-body and pilates and mat work. I’m thinking pilates sucks ass. People talk about seeing some big changes with pilates, but I just don’t see it. I don’t even work up a sweat at all or feel sore after. It does work the abs I’ll say that and gives Me friggin toe cramps. But it’s just too wimpy, twinkletoe-ish, lazy workout. I was really getting into the Firm Tough tapes–those workout kick My ass. The new ones they sell on those info-mercials are not near as tough. Anyway, this sprain has messed up MY excercise schedule and I’m pissed! But on the bright side beerboy joe just called and dropped $1000 in less than 5 minutes. I let him listen as I got the creditcard authorizations, he squirted in his eye..and end of story–he didn’t feel so chatty afterwards. hahaha Guilt. Does a male body good. beerboy, I expect a 1,000 “Why I love paying Princess Sierra.” you need to remind yourself what joy it brings you.

So how did I sprain MY ankle? Ballbusting a logger? Spiking a volleyball? Mountain climbing? .. well, not exactly. Running from a bat. If you had big hair like Mine, you’d run too! If a bat got stuck in MY hair, it would never get out! This little bat had a fucking mission! It was even squeaking! Rats with wings! Eww I hate bats! I haven’t sprained an ankle since highschool. Poor little perfect Me!fagarina..your bill is here. Call Me tonite.

I can’t reember if I ever posted russell’s brady bunch picture. If not, here it is. Got charges to run..tata

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jack-off jackpot

Yippee!! terrance won almost $5,000 playing the lottery!!  Not exactly the jackpot–but a fun surprise! he wired the money to My business checking account (well $4,500 of it)!  I just checked My account and there it is! Kewl beans! Perfect! I finally talked a moron into fucking a cactus. Woohoo!

I’ve named this freak bleeding lamb the sacrificial sheep. I think he paid $100 or so for that treat.

Another beautiful bouquet from toiletbrush.

Well, I said I was going to be around for calls this weekend.but oops I wasn’t around. Fun weekend, great weather!  I’m going to try to buckle down and actually accept calls starting monday–(but I won’t promise to pay attention–teehee)  Going to try to get back to going to bed at a normal hours.these british freaks screw with MY sleeping habits..speaking of british freaks..there’s one I’ve really been wanting to take a bite out of lately–but he won’t answer his fucking phone. Inquiring minds want to know, deryck! Come out! Come out! Where ever you are!  Speaking of..I bought a sissydress I found cheap–Im not sure if I should give it fagarina or send it to deryck. toiletbrush spent $250 on VS for Me again and is paying for 6 mos of banner advertisement at dickie virgin again. Good boy. I’ve been enjoying MY Farscape DVD’s too! fatty, guess what?–you screwed the pooch again..you always wind up getting the wrong box of goodies. AND Where the hell is that pool order? sissymissy you still need to straighten out that payment with Me that got screwey’d up. The Ukrainian dropped his $350 donation and swallowed 1/2 gallon of week-old piss on webcam. ewwwwww $400 from dumbdog in MI, $200 from the freaky jam jam must have toejam guy.

Oh for those who wanna buy some sexy lingerie item..I want this in the pink leopard size 36C.

easy, I went to the POBOX today–and your $300 wasn’t there.  you just got penalized $100.or perhaps you’d prefer I post your wav?? For gifts made before the last few days–you wont be getting your recognition cuz I don’t feel like going through MY emails and seeing who gave what–whatever it was.I’m sure it wasn’t enough.

Oh.guys have been asking Me about using Stormpay. Fuck that shit. Stormpay blows. Do you know that you guys have to pay stormpay 12% of everything you LOAD onto the Stormpay account??? That so sucks.  That’s 12% that could go in MY pocket. My billing options are cheaper for both of us. If you want anonymous use ecount.

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