Worker bees Serve your QUEEN!

Oh My! So much FUN! We are trying to get as much camping in as possible.  We have a bunch of weekend camping planned for October.  We have SO much new awesome gear!  lesbian power shopper continues to marathon shop and I am LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT!  his recent gifts include: a $500 Husqvarna chain saw, $160 cardigan, $90 Pendleton throw, $80 Frye cosmetic bag (love it!), $250 Pendleton blanket,  camping cot, hatchet, axe, $70 knife, $100 backpacking chair, $250 4man tent for car camping, $70 camp stove, $330 Frye purse (LOVE!), $400 gift card for prescription sunglasses,  $200 green puffy jacket for backpacking and a bunch of less expensive stuff I didn’t mention.   Sometimes surprise gifts show up that I have no idea that he got!  To top it all off he bought HRC a $450 Rifle Optic (went on sale for $425 after he bought it).  She was bouncing off the walls in glee!  lesbian power shopper has also been religiously sending $100 every single day and paying Our phone bill! This is how it should be done!! 

So! speedy dick came out of his “recovery” and got fucked out of $500.  he begged ME to take less cash because he couldn’t afford it..but I said “fuck that, bitch” and collected MY usual $500 from him!  Immediately after I screamed in ecstasy when his Paypal chimed My phone, he said he was giving this a break. HAHAHAHAHAHA!  ..but he says that like every 2 weeks.  That’s pretty much the schedule of the wank-a-wagon he continues to fall off.  ALL ABOARD, bitches!  CHOO! CHOO!  Coming through.  Time to fall off the wagon, again!

So I decided to give a british slave who has popped up a lot lately his very own nickname.  the wank bank.  The wank bank sent $600 a few days ago.  I expect to do many more easy withdraws in the future!

Oh and just yesterday I tweeted to mystery pig.

Less than an hour later I received $500 payment from him!! I AM ABSOLUTELY LOVING how this little bitch boy sends fat ass donations right on cue!!

$400 from toe jam jam, $200 from baby schwein, $400 from the mormon, $350 from twinkie, $400 from shawn who sounds like a gay uncle and of course other random donations that I have long forgotten about.  Keep that cash flowing in boys!  I have some annoying repairs to do on the house.  I just found out MY drain pipes are collapsed and need replaced and I need to put in new gutters and gutter covers.  I probably should take down this huge tree in MY backyard too. I really didn’t want to put any more money into this house before I move.  Pooper!  Anyway,  I have been in an incredible mood this last month.  Keep working hard for ME boys!  That’s what you were designed for.  This is what I created you for.

 

 

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