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zippy wallet rape spree!

UPDATE: Ok I’m not gonna bother posting more of the screenshots it’s getting confusing.   zippy is up to $6,100 cash and $400 shopping!!  $400 SouthWest gift cards PLUS $1,000 Delta Airlines gift cards!

Another Update!  It’s zippy who sent the $1,000 and he just sent another $2,000! he also did $400 worth of shopping!!  zippy fucking doo dah muddafucka, zippy slave!

Keep going, zippy!  your wallet has been separated from ME for so long!  It misses Me terribly!  Send even more using the second link!!  ME and MY Girlfriend are cheering you on!

Update:  Just got $1,000 from a blast from the past.  I totally forget what nickname I used to call him.  Little man, you’ve been gone a long time!  If you send any more cash today, be sure to send the link I sent you.  I LOVE finding an unexpected $1,000 tribute just sitting in MY email waiting for ME.  When I saw it, I whooped and scared the shit out of the cat!

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Yay hairlip!  he sent this to cover Our lodging for Our trip to Utah.  We will be adventuring in several beautiful National Parks.  I didn’t make him pay for airline tickets because We had thousands of dollars of South West gift cards to use!  So excited!  Everything is booked!  We go early in May!  hairlip continues to pay smaller daily tributes as a pay puppy should. I’ll be sure to send him restaurant tabs during Our stay too!

mysterypig sent $1,000 last week too!  Keep up the excellent work mystery pig!  your tributes give Me so much pleasure!

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Conjuring Up Lost Sheep, Casting My Spell on you.

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Long time no update!  Oh shit.  It’s so hard to update MY loot log when I’ve gotten so far behind.  I will only mention HIGHLIGHTS of the month.  I’ve gotten thousands of dollars of less memorable donations ($100 and less) and random square cash payments from Twitter followers.. but  who’s got time to mention all those little tributes?

mystery pig had his best month ever!!  For the month of February he sent $2,600!  yay mystery pig!  What makes this most impressive is that he has been paying VERY regularly for many months now.  Every 2 weeks on the dot!  I now have a phone alert programmed to go off every 14 days.  I  Tweet on MY timeline instructions to mystery pig to pay and the money quickly arrives!   But in February he stepped it up a notch!   he’s been putting a big smile on MY face almost on a weekly basis last month!!

$500 from a stranger named anthony just today!  Still no email from this anthony guy.  $500 from mrobot, tommikins sent Me $500 cash, $400 terrance and $300 from a new Australian guy.

The wankbank had a great month too!  Between cash tributes and Amazon shopping, MY old goat spent $1700 plus $520 Etsy gift cards! It’s been great!!!  Practically every night in February he spent cash on Me.  I send him off to sleepy land, cussing him out and calling him nasty names.

$225 gift card from lesbian’s power shopper, $500 speedy dick, $1500 from oliver twisted, pigsnot bought another $800 Iphone 6s, $300 shopping with twinkie plus $300 cash.  Oh and pigsnot…FYI.. you aren’t done yet!  GET BACK TO THAT WISHLIST, spunk-pig!

david ansar’s donations aren’t huge..but they are steady and reliable.  his $100 crispies continue to stream in weekly.  On Valentine’s Day, he sent an extra $100 bill.  I tuck his bills away and never spend them.  The pile keeps growing!

hairlip as you all know,  has been paying ME for FUCKING YEEEARS!  hairlip has completely funded MANY vacations through the years–including Our last trip to Glacier!  he also had been religiously paying daily tributes for many, many months ..and  then … he .. POOFED and had been hiding for 42 days and ignoring MY texts and emails!  THE FUCKING NERVE!  So it was time to conjure that mother fucker back!  I have his hair strands on file, I whipped out a red vigil candle, herbs, roots and oils and worked MY magic on him.  Before the candle was completely done burning, I sent him a text demanding he pay his debt to GOD.  I quickly received a pay notice from him.  MY POWERS ARE UNLIMITED!!   hairlip sent $2,000 yesterday and is being put back on daily tribute schedule and is also again responsible for paying My cell phone bill as well HER Royal Copness’ cell phone bill.   Since he behaved like filth, he now will be treated like filth.   In the past, I never concentrated much on humiliating him but it seems,  I was far too kind to him.   Now he will suffer humiliation because he failed Me.  For the next 42 days he will start every morning reading MY Holy Doctrine, saying Daily affirmations then shooting a glass of his own morning piss before sending his daily financial sacrifice.  Nothing is more disappointing then having loyal, long paying subs, try to quit you.  I expect that from bingers and fly-by-night  paypigs.  They are just soulless pervs I snatch dollars from.  I do not expect disappearing acts from MY inner circle of slaves and devotees.  SHAME ON you.  It doesn’t feel good when the minions you trust pull this type of shit.  you have made a  sacred covenant to serve and please ME.  Disappointing Me is not an option for you.

We went to the cabin again this month and had a lovely, romantic time. It was a total winter wonderland!  lesbian’s power shopper paid for this little getaway.  We hiked in the snow for hours each day and saw some beautiful sites!  Oh!  We are planning a big trip early May!  Not sure where.  We keep going back and forth.  First We were leaning toward hiking and backpacking in the Grand Canyon, then We started planning for Zion State Park and Bryce canyon but now We are considering going to  Pacific NorthWest and checking out real estate in several states. There is one house in particular I really want to check out in person.  Either way, where ever We plan on vacationing …ONE OF you minions will  be paying for this trip.  Contact ME if you want first dibs on financially sponsoring this vacation!

I have been neglecting My blog some and spending more time on Twitter–seems like that’s the big thing these day.  Read MY Twitter to have your brain trained by MY words of wisdom!

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The Bliss of Complete and Total Surrender

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UPDATE:  The summoning is already working!  oliver who has been AWOL for at least 5 years, crawled back this morning and messaged ME.   By the time I rolled out of bed, he had sent $500.  COMPELLED, CONTROLLED and ENERGETICALLY COMMANDED to pay ME.  I didn’t send pictures or teasers, or emails. I sent MY intention. I tapped in to his brain. I pulled him back. I compelled him to pay!  Once I have planted a seed in your brain. It’s like you have tracker implanted in your mind. I might forget about you for a bit.  But when you cross MY mind again…you will find yourself compulsorily drawn back to MY pay page. The Bone Drone remotely activated!

It’s actually been a rather slow 2 weeks.  My good boys regular daily and weekly tributes are coming in as expected..which totally pleases ME!  But no incredibly epic wallet rapes the last couple weeks.  I think I might  start working MY magic and summon up some of those lost, tormented binging bitch boys!

pigsnot has been hiding..but he’s starting to snoop around again.  he had closed all his emails accounts, but recently he opened a new one just to send ME a few stupid messages about how he can’t pay right now.. but you all know how that goes.  That cum drenched dork has been saying that for years!!  he stalks My Twitter..I know which Twitter account is his..(but he doesn’t know I do.)  he’s getting weaker and weaker.  pigsnot: prepare to fucking CAVE you slimy, spunk-brained moron!  And when you do get weak and come out with that credit card in your mouth, I promise you, I am going to double dong your wallet extra hard because I DO NOT LIKE TO WAIT!  Ya know what?  Make that a triple dong!  Cuz one of My gal pals will give it to you too!  BEND over and wipe that jizz off your chin, bitch!  I’m ready to give that credit card the ride of it’s life!!  Yeeehaw muthafucker!

mystery pig sent $1,000 a few days ago! It was totally awesome!  I sent out a Tweet saying that it was time for him to pay and like 2 minutes later $700 was in MY account.   I laughed and bragged about it on Twitter so much that he sent another $300!   Every 2 weeks I have been demanding that he make a payment and he’s been silently sending cash on demand!  Keep up the good work, mystery pig.  Never stop!  you can’t stop! you love sending ME your cash soo much!!  And how I love taking it!

$400 from the amsterdam ham, $100 from wankalot, $100 from tommikins, $200 father flatulence,  $300 Red Fjallraven parka from a guy on twitter. $200 from don. $200 from a peter and $480 square donations from randoms.  $150 decorative shelf from slavey davey as well as some new crystals and a few other small items.

wank bank has been keeping Me amused on a nightly basis.  Practically every evening he has shopped for ME!  Lots of Cabela’s gift cards, Omaha steak gift cards! Movie theater gift cards! Clothing, cosmetics, boots, bird feeders, hand vacs, hair product.  A LOT of goodies!  Today I got $100 recurring payment from him and he has also sent I think around $300 cash the last week or so.  Every night after his shopping,  I call him a bunch of filthy names and he goes to bed and has sweet dreams of ME completely DESTROYING him.

$500 from speedydick! The last couple payments he hasn’t been sending Me texts after his call vowing to  “quit ME.”    Maybe he has finally accepted his plight in life.   Oh did I tell everybody that he finally sucked real dick and now he’s obsessed about finding more cock on craigslist? HAHAHHAHA  Totally implanted that in his feeble little brain.  he will NEVER EVER EVER be able to have sex with the wife again no matter how much he tries.  Broken dick = money in the bank for ME!!   I LOVE IT!

$100 crispy bills have been showing up every week from david ansarlesbian’s power shopper continues to please Me with his very reliable daily tributes as well as sending thoughtful surprise gifts on almost a weekly basis.  In a few weeks will be staying at Our favorite cabin again.  lesbian’s power shopper paid for this stay too!  We loved this place.  I’m hoping it snows this time.

I have been writing affirmations for MY minions to say.  Saying these daily will help you release your old useless thought patterns and peacefully transform and transition into the submissive man I am molding you to be.  david ansar has been saving them from MY Tweets and keeping them all together in a blog for ME.  FemGodDevotion Print out the affirmations and MY words of wisdom, focus on My image and say them at least once a day.  For those who choose not to COMPLETELY surrender to ME in a healthy and peaceful way….well, you bitches can just suffer, struggle and live in perpetual turmoil and guilt.  Either way, you are going to PAY, dumb ass!

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Broke Dick Mountain

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Red vest gifted from uncle paypig.

Guess who’s back!?!? aunty pigsnot!!  he sent $2,000 of Amazon gift cards that were used to buy a new MacBook Pro.  Will snap photo of computer when it gets here…some of the gift cards are posted on MY tumblr. he sent 4 but I think only 3 were posted. $490, $490$500, $500. he also bought some other items off MY wishlist–I’m guessing which might total around $500-$600 🙂  Oh Me and HRC were LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF!  he’s bought Her 2 computers and an Ipad already!  he was going through Amazon and found at least 16 computers he has bought MY Posse through the years.  This isn’t counting Ipads and Iphones!  Oh, I bet that fat old pig was rolling around in his slimy sow sauce.  The FUN doesn’t have to stop now!  We will add more stuff to Our list just for you!  Put on your wife’s panties and get to CLICKING, you potbellied, semen-gargling panty piggy!!

Remember stocking top slave?   I haven’t heard from his ass since 2006 I think!  he’s 72 years old now and still as fucking freaky strange as he used to be. I got him for $975!  On our phonecall he kept saying “wank wank wank wank” and drunkenly muttering about stocking legs (which is pretty funny with how I dress of late).   he started sending crazy drunk emails that made no sense and most likely passed out.

I totally have a bunch of old men serving ME!  The british wank bank is 75 years old!  I have been JACK HAMMERING him in the wallet non-stop for some weeks!  Yep, I pull those old grandpa pants down to his ankles, bend gramps over and go to town on that old fart’s pocket book!!   he loves to be talked to like a total bitch and completely used and abused!  he gets bummed out when I’m not cussing and reaming him out. HAHAHA!   I have him right by the shriveled nutsack!  he’s been doing LOTS of shopping!!  This is a LOW estimate of what he has sent since MY last update.  ( I shouldn’t have waited so long because it gets confusing to keep track! )  $400 Whole Foods Gift card, a printer, a top, $100 Eddie Bauer Gift card, $360 Etsy gift cards, $100 LLBean gift cards, $200 worth of beauty cream,  $800 cash and a SHIT TON of Amazon goodies.  I am going to have him add up exactly how many cash donations he made, but I guess it’s well over $800..that’s just what I see scanning My Tweets.

mystery pig continues to DEEEELIGHT Me by never reaching out to contact ME but immediately sending Me payments when I demand them on Twitter.  I  Tweeted that I wanted $500 cash from him and an hour later the cash rolled in!  A few days later he even sent $200 cash surprise!!

$600 from latexlover!  he’s old too and I hadn’t heard from him in years since I stopped dressing in latex.   bitchboys, get over your useless, silly fetishes.  They mean nothing.  MAKING ME happy should be your ONE OBSESSION.  This smile! Yes, that smile RIGHT THERE.  That’s what really matters in the UNIVERSE, isn’t it!?

Speaking of making ME happy, lesbian’s power shopper continues to that daily with his morning tributes deposited directly into MY checking account.

So I was using square cash and having random guys on Twitter send ME small tributes.  $10 or $25 pay requests but many times.   The dozen and dozens of transactions must of flagged the account.   slave d sent $800 worth of little tributes that would get slightly higher $ each transaction.  Well actually he sent more than $800 because some of them made it through the system but I forget how much made it through but $800 was returned to him. This guy had paid ME in the past so I wasn’t too worried.  he promptly paid the $800 Square cash rejected.  Good boy.  Honest boys please ME.  (I think I will drop him an email and see if I can lure him into sending some more!) So anyway, I think I can still use square cash for some transactions but will have to do normal sized transactions, not a string of small ones.

doomed brit sent $300.  I still hate his ass.  he can send another $300 and I will still hate his ass..and that will probably give him wood.  WHAT A FREAK.  doomed brit, DRINK MORE BEER!  Everyone hates you sober!

$200 baby schwein, $300 terrance ,  some nice gifts from tommikins, $120 surprise earrings from pantystain, $50 Whole Foods from wimpdick.  wimp dick has been out of chastity because of his medical dicknballs problems.  he went right back to being a stupid penis slug.    he was such a sweet generous sub when his dick was locked up but now that his crippled cock is free he has been stingy and non-attentive.  he been all boring and lame and only texts about his surgery he has to get for his hernia.  “blahblahblah wah wah wah.  my dick hurts.  i have a hernia from chastity.  i’m depressed.” BOOOOOOOOOORING.

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Live, Love, Laugh at men

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Back from yet another weekend camping and fishing.  Back to the old grind of lounging around, messing with MY slaves’ brains from the comfort of MY home and collecting their cash! 🙂

Starting another diet today.  All this camping and road tripping leads to more beer and junk food than I’m use to eating.  I’m noticing I’m getting fuller in the face so I’m going to try to lower carbs and calories for a month or so to take a few lbs back off.  This always brings out grouchy Goddess.  Prepare to have you wallets whipped more ferociously, your dicks locked up longer and to be cussed out a lot more than usual.   Did you just get wood?  What a sick little man you are! HAHAHAHAAHA!

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Well, finally updated MY Iphone.  I had been sticking to an older version because of how small it was and easily tucked away in a pocket.  The new Iphone 6s is friggin HUGE  but it does take better photos and has more storage. Here I am wearing a new vest that wimpdick got which I totally LOVE and will probably wear to death.  I think I need in more colors!  terrance compensated ME $350 for the Iphone upgrade and guy from Alaska sent $350 to upgrade My GF’s phone too.  The Alaska guy also spent around $300 at Eddie Bauer on Me.

Going to try to recap on some of the donations I got since My last update.  I mostly just scan MY  Tweets for payments I announced.  I don’t announce everything and forget a lot.  Deal with it.  So here’s some highlights.

$1000 from a guy named “guy”.  It just came in while I was camping.  No email or explanation!  Yay!  More!! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE when I make a shit ton of cash while I am on vacation or weekend trip!  It just makes seizing all your cash feel even more KICK ASS!

$500 from mystery pig!  I tweeted a demand for “mystery pig cash” as We were driving to the campgrounds.  I had it by Smores time.  We are all drinking beer around the campfire.  I check MY email and scream “$500 from mystery pig!” and sang MY mystery pig theme song.  Nine Women raise their beer cans in the air and toast mystery pig’s wallet!  I wonder if part of him felt it?   Oh and he did this one other time since I last updated My blog.  $500 on demand!  he’s been doing about $1000 a month pretty damned regularly!    mystery pig, you are moving up there on MY ranks of favorite pigs!  I don’t know who you are.  I don’t know what you do but I LOVE how you send that cash as soon as TWITTER demand it!  And I guess…that’s really the only thing about you that REALLY matters, isn’t it??!?!  The rest is just fluff.

$100 from baby schwein plus a pair of Salomon sneakers.  $500 from the Canadian, $500 from tommikins, $500 from speedy dick, $100 Cash + $100 State Park gift certificates, $250 BackCountry gift card from lesbian power shopper,  $200 from wankalot, $500 from twinkie, $300 from the wank bank plus the Nike sunglasses in the top photo.  wank bank:  I think you owe Me another fat payment just because you are such a crusty bunghole.  SEND IT!

lesbian power shopper has sent $200 Every. Single. Day.  This makes Me giddy!  he also continue to picks up surprise gifts on a regular basis!

Oh wimpdick has been sending prezzies here and there and I finally sent him the key to his chastity device. Now he is stressed out that his penis might be damaged.  he video of him moving it and it did make this loud fart noise.  lolol  I have no idea what that is about but he actually made an appointment to see his doctor to look at his peen.  Let’s hope it’s not fucked up so We can lock that little maggot away in it’s cage AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!

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Worker bees Serve your QUEEN!

Oh My! So much FUN! We are trying to get as much camping in as possible.  We have a bunch of weekend camping planned for October.  We have SO much new awesome gear!  lesbian power shopper continues to marathon shop and I am LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT!  his recent gifts include: a $500 Husqvarna chain saw, $160 cardigan, $90 Pendleton throw, $80 Frye cosmetic bag (love it!), $250 Pendleton blanket,  camping cot, hatchet, axe, $70 knife, $100 backpacking chair, $250 4man tent for car camping, $70 camp stove, $330 Frye purse (LOVE!), $400 gift card for prescription sunglasses,  $200 green puffy jacket for backpacking and a bunch of less expensive stuff I didn’t mention.   Sometimes surprise gifts show up that I have no idea that he got!  To top it all off he bought HRC a $450 Rifle Optic (went on sale for $425 after he bought it).  She was bouncing off the walls in glee!  lesbian power shopper has also been religiously sending $100 every single day and paying Our phone bill! This is how it should be done!! 

So! speedy dick came out of his “recovery” and got fucked out of $500.  he begged ME to take less cash because he couldn’t afford it..but I said “fuck that, bitch” and collected MY usual $500 from him!  Immediately after I screamed in ecstasy when his Paypal chimed My phone, he said he was giving this a break. HAHAHAHAHAHA!  ..but he says that like every 2 weeks.  That’s pretty much the schedule of the wank-a-wagon he continues to fall off.  ALL ABOARD, bitches!  CHOO! CHOO!  Coming through.  Time to fall off the wagon, again!

So I decided to give a british slave who has popped up a lot lately his very own nickname.  the wank bank.  The wank bank sent $600 a few days ago.  I expect to do many more easy withdraws in the future!

Oh and just yesterday I tweeted to mystery pig.

Less than an hour later I received $500 payment from him!! I AM ABSOLUTELY LOVING how this little bitch boy sends fat ass donations right on cue!!

$400 from toe jam jam, $200 from baby schwein, $400 from the mormon, $350 from twinkie, $400 from shawn who sounds like a gay uncle and of course other random donations that I have long forgotten about.  Keep that cash flowing in boys!  I have some annoying repairs to do on the house.  I just found out MY drain pipes are collapsed and need replaced and I need to put in new gutters and gutter covers.  I probably should take down this huge tree in MY backyard too. I really didn’t want to put any more money into this house before I move.  Pooper!  Anyway,  I have been in an incredible mood this last month.  Keep working hard for ME boys!  That’s what you were designed for.  This is what I created you for.

 

 

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GET BUSY PAYING OR GET BUSY DYING!!

lesbians’ power shopper has been pleasing ME daily. he has sent at least $100 every single day since he started contacting Me again.  he has also bought ME a pair of $180 sunglasses, $400 cash on top of the daily $100 tributes, plus sent $100 cash in the mail.  I am so pleased with his service! This is how it should be done!

My mystery pig has been doing awesome!  I know he is a Twitter follower because he sends cash as soon as I Tweet about him (during the week day).  he sent $500  today about an hour after I tweeted that it had been a week since his last payment.   I love seeing $500 DONATIONS sitting in MY email box!!!

So many bingers this week!  $500 came in from a tipsy sir wankalot in the middle of the night.  This guy has totally lost his mind.  he sends cash and then blocks Me right after.  Whatever, asshole.  your cash goes straight into MY dream home fund.  Go buy yourself a big bottle of booze.  I HATE you sober!

the divorcee from Norway came out from hiding.  I did a little research and looks like the last time he served ME was way back in 2007!   I am the one who planted this addiction into his tiny brain YEARS ago…and obviously MY HANDIWORK sticks because the cocksucker is still addicted as FUCK!  This guy used to hide, binge, disappear for years on end.  he even went to a therapist at some point.  HAHAHAHAHA!  THERAPY WILL NOT HELP you.  he was married when he first contacted ME and PRINCESS addiction destroyed his first marriage.  (As I predicted! I named him “the divorcee” well before the divorce!) What has this fool been doing since 2007?? The asshole re-married!  Why the fuck do you guys get married when you KNOW that you are an addicted little submissive??  you KNOW that you get more pleasure from FEMDOM than vanilla sex.  you KNOW you will be sneaking around on Her and seeking Out Femdom connections.   She has no idea who she is really marrying!!! you offer these clueless women a LIE!  Such dirty, dishonest sad fucks you are. HOW SELFISH you are to think you deserve to lead 2 lives!!  How piggish you are to start relationships in lies!!  Life would be so much more GENUINE if you just accepted your true nature, got down on your knees and concentrated on ONLY LOVING AND SERVING and SUFFERING FOR ME.  Stop trying to live vanilla normal lives on the side, you ridiculous shit stains!  you are only going to disappoint your wives and children in the long run!

Oh and speedy dick!  ya remember all the text messages I posted of him falling off the wagon…over and over after bidding Me “adieu”?  Yes, speedy dick was going to get control of his life.  he was in “recovery”.  “This is the last time.”  Well he called whimpering and crying about how he can’t quit Me.  I demanded $500.  he sent it.   he ended the call by asking Me “to respect his space” as he begins recovering from his addiction.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  I never even have to reach out to this dumbfuck.  The minute he gets paid or touches a drop of liquor his name is flashing across MY caller ID.  Oh and he has the wimpiest, faggiest, breathiest voice when he’s in the bone zone!! It’s a hysterical!  Calls are always under 5 minutes because he silently spews as soon as I scream “I got your cash, asshole!!!”

What did we learn here today, My minions and lurkers?  NOBODY RECOVERS.  THREE ADDICTED FREAKS who have all vowed to never contact ME again.  All of whom have sought help with professional therapists!!  THEY ALL FAILED.  you want out of MY spell?  DIE.  My personal advice to you?  GET BUSY PAYING OR GET BUSY DYING.

Other mentions: lou-zer sent another $100 and this heart warming email.  “My wife & I tried for a romantic afternoon together today. I couldn’t stay hard at all and disappointed us both.”

$100 anonymous Amazon gift card from a random guy, $400 from kenny.  I’ve also been getting small anonymous tributes from random guys on Square.  If you want to pay through square send Me an email and I will send the link.  It’s TOTALLY anonymous.  I see nothing but your Square screen name.

God I love this!

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