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Umm…I obviously love this damned blue beanie because I happen to be wearing it every frickin’ time I post a picture. Beanie weather should be coming to an end soon.  It’s suppose to be in the 50’s later in the week.  Let’s see what happens!  Spent some together time with MY Lady today.  Perused North Market and the downtown area and stopped for an early dinner.  slavey davey picked up the tab.  🙂

Aunty pigsnot has been in the groove! he spent a bunch $$$$ the last few days!  For some reason, pigsnot seems to think that he can only shop for Me on Amazon in order to hide his identity.  (I’d love to have more of his cash in MY hand!)  Well, I’ve had so many huge Amazon shopping sprees with Aunty pigsnot  that I can’t even think of items I want anymore on Amazon!  Soooo.. I had him shop for My sister and college aged niece.  he doesn’t get to contact them or anything.   he’s just spoiling the Women in MY life because I have too much crap from Amazon right now!  It’s actually fun for Me to hear them so excited about their goodies.  he definitely spent well over $2,000!  They scored kitchen wares, tons of gift cards, clothes..you name it!  Aunty, you are SUCH a weak, bitch!  I have you right by your shriveled old balls!

zippy!  Did you get MY email?  The Helly Hansen jacket needs returned.  I was hoping you could to do a return for ME any buy something else instead.

The new guy david from Ohio sent 2 more envelopes of cash.  Each with a $100 bill.  🙂

$150 Whole Foods gift cards from slavey davey. tommikins spent $230 on 2 items I really wanted.  $300 from some random guy that was into being kicked in the face but he just disappeared like random fetish guys do.  lame.   barfbag bart sent $400 cash and bought ME some rib-eyes from Omaha steaks.  $400 from vintage furfreak…it’s been years since he’s paid! he claims he has had heart and health problems.  Well duh…that’s what happens when you step away from the one who your heart beats for.

Not a very big $$ cash week!  Mostly a bunch of shopping!  This will not do, boys!  Time for some FAT CASH donations!  If you have not been doing your duty lately, asshole —  IT’s TIME TO STEP UP! 

So MY GF and HRC both have some time off in June.  I think We are going to take a vacation!  Will update when We know for sure.

I am going to add gift cards to OTHER stores on Amazon.  you can still buy those!  I now have Google wallet and Gyft.com app on MY phone!

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Can’t Keep Track of All The Cash and Prizes!!

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Update : I got zippy to send a $500 Amazon gift card too!  he also bought Me this Helly Hansen jacket.

Update:  Just got a surprise $500 from an old lame flame!  I can’t remember the nickname I used to call him.  I’m gonna email him and ask. lol!  — (it was slave zippy!)

Wow! Been some time since I updated MY blog!!  I can’t really remember everything I looted since My last entry but I’ll share some of the latest.
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Blue Tory Burch Eyeglasses which I TOTALLY Love.  twinkie bought them along with the prescription lense as well. So I could start wearing the the minute they arrived. Yay!  Totally make MY eyes twinkle blue, twinkie.  lol

$350 from loopy for legs who was snorting coke again.  What a Fucking FREAK!  $300 from mystery pig.  he still has never contacted Me, but the cash keeps coming!

Last night $350 Amazon GC from Auntie pigsnot!   I used that gift card to buy My niece some boots and a purple Under Armour jacket. he also bought Me these Frye boots which were totally on sale! I love the lug heel!  Auntie didn’t stop there!  The pantied Auntie also got 2 bottles of perfume Dior J’Adore L’Absolu and Sisley Soir de Lune which came to about $240.  It also bought $200 worth of Sephora gift cards!  Woohoo!!! Oh yeh and also ordered these Prada eyeglass frames sometime last week.

I’ve been on a big perfume rampage!  We decided We totally wanted to update Our perfume collection.  We wanted more sophisticated, grown up, high end perfumes.  I tossed all MY cheaper celebrity fragrances and the girly fruity, lighter stuff I wore when I was younger.  I’m ready for grown up perfumes now.   hairlip bought MY GF a $132 bottle of Chanel No 5 Eau Premier which She will wear for work.  She is totally giddy over it!   he also got Me a $120 of Thierry Mugler Alien Perfume.  LOVE it!

I’ve had slavey davey’s prezzy dispenser’s pedal to the metal for weeks!! he just can’t stop himself!  So many awesome gifts!  Jimmy Choo’s perfume, $200 restaurant gift cards, a $120 big bottle of Dior Pure Poison, $200 Etsy GC, $60 Netflix GC, he also got ME this $164 turquoise necklace that I totally love wearing.  he sent around $700 CASH this month including the Valentine’s cash I mention further down this blog.

pantystain bought Me one of My favorite Versace perfumes.  The Eau de Parfum is being discontinued I think, so I made him buy Me a big bottle.  he also got ME a bottle of Coach Perfume.  kenneth got ME this Prada Perfume gift set and this beautiful Bvlgari Rose perfume.

We were SO spoiled for Valentine’s week.  slavey davey sent $300 to help Us enjoy it and hairlip sent $400 and $200 for HRC’s Valentine’s dinner.  I got a slew of Valentine’s donations this year.  Good boys!!  mrobot sent $200, $500 from twinkie, $200 from terrance, $200 from deerslayer, $300 from pedrobot, $100 from screwy stewy, 300 from toejamjam.  Shit!  I really can’t remember all the shit I have gotten since VDay!!   I totally lose track when this much time goes by.   I have been very pleased with My stable of piggies’ performance in February.

hairlip has now paid Our Verizon phone bill three months in a row and has also dutifully been sending $10 three times a day on top of everything else!  🙂

Oh and a brand new guy from Ohio named david sent $200 cash in the mail and I expect to receive cash from him every pay day!

wankalot blocked Me again.  I guess he wants ME to fuck him extra hard next time he shows Me his pathetic bi-polar ass.  Oh and I will.  Last time he promised again to turn over a new leaf.  Well that lasted a week.  Fuck that! I will NEVER show restraint fucking his wallet again!  I will always GO for the jugular!  I will GET IT all and as FAST AS I CAN!  I will BLEED him dry and leave him rotting on the side of the road!

Oh and remember lezzy’s toy????  he’s that guy who out of the blue started sending ME envelopes full of delicious hundred dollar bills?!!  I think he sent around $25,000 or something in just a short time.  It was GLORIOUS!  Well, he poofed too!  lezzystoys!  Get those envelopes coming again.  you are TOTALLY slacking in your responsibilities to the LESBIAN NATION!!

ATHLETA
Capris for HRC size S in Navy
Metro Slouch size Tall L in Black

HRC wants a vanilla based perfume.  Get Alien Essence Absolu for Her

EDDIE BAUER
For HRC Pants size Regular Short size 4 in Chrome  hairlip
 Fleece Jacket size TALL L in Kiwi hairlip

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Open your hearts and wallets to PRINCESS

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I had an awesome week!  sir wankalot sent $2,000 the other night!  I was so pleased!  he is getting more regular and his “hiding” is getting shorter and shorter.  Soon he will stop hiding because his servitude will become “the norm”.    Serving Me IS NORMAL.  Resisting Me is ABNORMAL.  Open your heart, mind and wallet to Princess and NEVER look back!

sharon the binger/purger female slave popped up and spent $1,100 of Her husband’s hard earned money on Me.  I made Her pack up all his favorite golf clothes and shoes and take them to a charity and I watched Her do it all on Face Time!  Good times!  After her trip to donate his manly treasures, She went home and celebrated by peeing in his mouthwash.  Always fun to play tricks on unsuspecting idiot males!  Now Sharon is back to playing a stepford wife and dreaming about being a lesbian. She sent ME another text today, swearing Me off…AGAIN! HAHA!  sharon, I can’t wait to get more of your husband’s CASH!   All the hot yoga, lattes and red wine in the world is NOT going to get ME out of your brain.  you have been trying for YEARS!  I just looked it up and you stumbled upon ME December of 2004!!  Buahahahahahahaha!

pedro has been all inspired by mrobot and his life as a living paybot.  pedro is now constantly saying “bip bip” (The Portuguese version of beep) and begging to have Me upload programming to his wee brain. hahaha!  he has sent another $400 in the last few days.

mrobot is broke until payday.  So I threw him back in his virtual cell until his next pay period.  Every now and then I send him a text saying I am peeping into his cell through the peephole.  When paybots aren’t PAYING..paybots are working and earning.  These are the ONLY functions of paybots.

slavey davey has been a great little fugpuppy!  he sent $300 cash,  $200 Etsy gift cards, $150 Prada eyeglass frames.  $200 restaurant gift cards are here too!  he also just bought this lovely small Frye phone wallet that Princess fan was suppose to get!  (yes Princess fan — you fucking SUCK SO HARDCORE!)  Did I miss anything from the last few days, davey?  I know your prezzy dispenser just CAN’T STOP!!

terrance also bought Me a pair of Prada eyeglass frames but I had to return them because they were too small.  I will spend the gift card on something else.

A new guy signed up for $100 weekly recurring donations.  Hopefully he will continue to pay them for a long, long time!

Princess fan (who has been a jerk) sent $350 Etsy Gift cards, but I’m not done punishing him and his puny wallet! you know what you are buying next, ya dickhole!  Procrastinating only gets your stupid ass in trouble!

mystery pig! How about more of dat mystery cash!?? I LOVE IT!!  Oh and he sent $300  some time after MY last blog.  🙂

pigsnot!  Send that money for the phones!  your LEZZY MASTERS are waiting!  Oh and pigsnot sent a $175 GC that I never blogged about.  he sends so many, it sometimes gets confusing!

lezzys’toy!  What gives?  Email Me immediately!  The FEMGOD Dynamic Duo is NOT pleased with your absence!

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Update: mrobot sent another $400–for a total of $800 the last 2 days. 🙂

ladystoy!  I’ve been trying to get a hold of you via email!  No reply.  you really need to consider getting text on your phone so I can send you orders in an instant and you can communicate with ME more regularly.   I think another $ penalty is in order for not getting to the library enough this week to read and reply to MY emails!

Look what came!  Another $1,000 cash from ladystoy and $400 SouthWest giftcards from pigsnot!  ladys toy has been sending his envelopes of cash!  It’s so fun going to the mailbox and finding so many little cash envelopes in there and opening them up!  Most are all new $100 bills!  Nothing like a clean new crispy!!  I LOVE LOVE LOVE getting cash in the mail!
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$400 from mrobot! he’s been put on a strict Oatmeal-Only diet until he can cough up another $400 cash.  I should have made him mix it with his piss instead of water, but I guess I was in a good mood. LOL!

The mystery pig from Oregon sent another $300 yesterday!  Continue to please Me from the shadows, little minion!  🙂

$200 Hudson jeans from a secret admirer,  slavey davey did about $200 worth of shopping and still has another $200 left for Me to use! Let’s see, he picked up some goodies from Etsy plus even more Eddie Bauer items!   pigsnot sent numerous Amazon gift cards this weekend for items for ME and My sisters.  I need to tally it up but maybe around $450 worth? I will check in with pigsnot for the total. 🙂  he sends so many it sometimes becomes a blur!  pigsnot also sent $150 worth of Sephora cards for Us.

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Contribute or drop dead, male scum wanking voyeurs of the internet!

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I tweeted this shot but thought I’d post it for those who don’t do the Twitter thing.  Oh how I love Fall!  My Fall/Winter wardrobe wishes just never seem to end!  I just wanted to brag about the AWESOME boots pantystain just bought ME!  $400 Frye Tall Lug Boots in Black!  Aren’t they Divine?!  I’m crossing My fingers they will fit well  because they are gorgeous!

$500 just now from speedy dick!  screwy louey sent a piddly $100 donation to celebrate his Bday. lol!  shitpig also dropped $100.  shitpig is pretty dull now.  he used to send so much money and do crazy stunts on cam.  Now he’s poor and dried out like a worthless scab.  So boring! Then he wanted to talk about Me making him hang himself.  you pay $100 and now you want to pretend you are going to commit suicide?   you certainly are trying to get your money’s worth aren’t you?  umm…FUCK OFF!  Get another job you fucking WORTHLESS heap!  you are 37 years old and single.  There is NO excuse as to why you can’t pay Me or earn money. you are a man with no dependents.  WORK you lazy sack of shit.  you are male..you were designed to work.  This is why you exist.   If you don’t work…don’t produce then you really are of NO use and should drop dead..but do it on your own time….mmmmkay?

amsterdam ham sent $500 and twinkie did $200

Spent the weekend relaxing, fishing,  hiking and watching football.  All My favorite slaveboys got candid photos of Me enjoying the outdoors and a few were gifted pics of HRC showing off prezzies from hairlip. The rest of you got jackshit — which is what the rest of you deserve.  Seriously, assholes, for those of you reading this and not contributing…FUCK OFF or get shopping!  Oh and doomed brit..don’t you fucking ever call ME again until you send $400!  you said you would send something and didn’t!  So I raised your rent, FUCKER!

WANT GODDESS WANTS!
Feel Free to order ME a New Ipad Air 2.  I will donate MY AirPad to a sister or niece.  Silver, 64 gb
EDDIE BAUER
Blurred Cardigan size Tall L Deep Eggplant  hairlip
Sweater Nordic size S  hairlip
Cardigan Sweater in Htr Oatmeal size S  hairlip
Luna Twist Cardigan Ivory size S  hairlip

ZAPPOS
NORTH FACE JACKET **really want!  Size L in Burnt Olive Princess fan

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Hat for HRC hairlip

BASSPRO (lol-so sexy)
Patch Elbow Hoodie size S in December Sky  hairlip!
Natural Hoodie Cardigan for HRC size S in Olive hairlip!
Flannel for HRC Sale!  size Small in Burnt Ochre hairlip!

GIFT CERTIFICATES at Ohio State Park
For staying in campgrounds, lodges and cabins.

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slaves who make ME happy are forever blessed!

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Update:  $400 from another new slave.  This one is a young and unsullied 25 year old.

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This is like $7000 I am trying to fan, but doing a shitty job at it.  It’s hard to hold that much cash!!

Hi fanboys and fangirls!   My minions have been keeping Me very happy lately!  hairlip has continued to be a very good slaveboy!  he has paid his daily tributes 3 times a day EVERY day just as promised when he first started the daily payments..PLUS he has loyally been paying for MY Girl’s lunches every day through the week day.  As I mentioned in MY last post, he sent $4,400 in succulent green cash in the mail!   Several days later he also sent another envelope of cash in the sum of $1,700!   Yesterday he sent $500 for MY GF to shop with too!  We will be taking Her to the mall this weekend.  he has bought a stream of prezzies for the Holy Trinity!   We are very pleased with his performance!  We will be enjoying our trip to California financed completely by him!  he’s also bought Us lots of pretty things to wear on Our trip!
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The ever devoted sissy tommikins sent $300 today and the sweetest sissy texts. 🙂
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A new guy named paypal-loser sent $1,050 tonight!  Awesome sauce!  First I thought he had potential but then he started acting all bi-polar and regretful.  We shall see.  I don’t know why you fucks have to get all fascinated with the more destructive financial domination…and then want to flee after you binge.  Why not just concentrate on the beautiful part of serving Me!?! MAKING ME happy! Pleasing ME, dedicating your life to MY laughter and leisure!

screwy stewy sent $100, twinkie sent $400, and bought Us a chainsaw, a bikini and a new moonstone ring for Me!

I’ll be posting another entry before We take off, but wanted you all to keep in mind that I won’t be forwarding My landline and I will have it unplugged so My house-sitter doesn’t have to listen to all the wankers calling day and night.  If you have MY cell phone, I will have it on Me and will be texting dinner and drink tabs to all MY favey slavies!   New guys will have to contact ME via email…and ONLY after sending a generous donation first!  I also will be taking MY Twitter private while I’m on MY vacation so I don’t have to keep an eye on it.

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hairlip is totally MY pinky wrapped slave!

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Update: $500 from wankalot!  Nice job, wankalot! But let’s not stop! Come to Me..and spend some more! How about another donation? Or maybe those GC’s I told you about? MY GREED COMPLETES you!

pigsnot, I’ve been thinking about you. Do you feel ME? Did you find the Amazon Wishlist I made JUST for you? you should see it linked to MY regular wishlist. you can run, but you can’t hide. We miss pounding your wallet into the dust and hearing you squeal like the pig you are!

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Sooo, you know how hairlip is paying for for Our trip for 3 to California?? Well that’s not all!!! he just unexpectedly got $1700 and he’s sending it in the mail as soon as he gets it!  Fuck ya!  Free Airfare and Hotels plus $1700 in MY pocket!  And he just bought ME this gorgeous dress for Me, this Maxi dress for My GF plus more goodies for Our trip!! That’s what I’m talking about!  he has been showering Us all with gifts for weeks!  you should all be more like hairlip! hahahaha!   My diet will be on freeze while I’m on MY trip…so you can all look forward to picking up expensive sea food dinners and fancy cocktail tabs!   Don’t worry hairlip, I will send you all the biggest tabs! HAHAHAHA!  Oh and hairlip is also sending ME his wedding ring so I can add it to MY collection of wedding rings I have collected from MY slavies!  All this puts a HUGE smile on MY beautiful face!!

My slave from India got a raise and sent another $200!  he’s been pretty reliable.  Good for you!

$500 from amsterdam ham tonight and some shopping from twinkie.

NIKE STORE
Custom Nike Running shoes I designed them to say AMAZON on the ID get size 10.5 **
Nike Visor  in BLACK  I already have one of these..but I use the fuck out of it and it’s getting sorta of warped.

MACYS stuff for ME (use code  if sale still running)
Lucky Split Neck Top size L  ***
Capri Jeans size 12
Sleeveless shirt for HRC size S

LILLY PULITZER
Porter Henley Top L Bright Navy Electric
Asher Top L Sapphire Blue Rolling

TOMMY BAHAMA
Sands Aslant Dress L
Stripe Maxi L
Kai Stripe Dress L
Flore Maxi L
Flore Top L

DILLIARDS
Violet Tie-Dye Top size L
Ruched Top size L
Calessa dress size L

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