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fuck you, Here’s to ME!

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Umm…I obviously love this damned blue beanie because I happen to be wearing it every frickin’ time I post a picture. Beanie weather should be coming to an end soon.  It’s suppose to be in the 50’s later in the week.  Let’s see what happens!  Spent some together time with MY Lady today.  Perused North Market and the downtown area and stopped for an early dinner.  slavey davey picked up the tab.  🙂

Aunty pigsnot has been in the groove! he spent a bunch $$$$ the last few days!  For some reason, pigsnot seems to think that he can only shop for Me on Amazon in order to hide his identity.  (I’d love to have more of his cash in MY hand!)  Well, I’ve had so many huge Amazon shopping sprees with Aunty pigsnot  that I can’t even think of items I want anymore on Amazon!  Soooo.. I had him shop for My sister and college aged niece.  he doesn’t get to contact them or anything.   he’s just spoiling the Women in MY life because I have too much crap from Amazon right now!  It’s actually fun for Me to hear them so excited about their goodies.  he definitely spent well over $2,000!  They scored kitchen wares, tons of gift cards, clothes..you name it!  Aunty, you are SUCH a weak, bitch!  I have you right by your shriveled old balls!

zippy!  Did you get MY email?  The Helly Hansen jacket needs returned.  I was hoping you could to do a return for ME any buy something else instead.

The new guy david from Ohio sent 2 more envelopes of cash.  Each with a $100 bill.  🙂

$150 Whole Foods gift cards from slavey davey. tommikins spent $230 on 2 items I really wanted.  $300 from some random guy that was into being kicked in the face but he just disappeared like random fetish guys do.  lame.   barfbag bart sent $400 cash and bought ME some rib-eyes from Omaha steaks.  $400 from vintage furfreak…it’s been years since he’s paid! he claims he has had heart and health problems.  Well duh…that’s what happens when you step away from the one who your heart beats for.

Not a very big $$ cash week!  Mostly a bunch of shopping!  This will not do, boys!  Time for some FAT CASH donations!  If you have not been doing your duty lately, asshole —  IT’s TIME TO STEP UP! 

So MY GF and HRC both have some time off in June.  I think We are going to take a vacation!  Will update when We know for sure.

I am going to add gift cards to OTHER stores on Amazon.  you can still buy those!  I now have Google wallet and Gyft.com app on MY phone!

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Can’t Keep Track of All The Cash and Prizes!!

Update : I got zippy to send a $500 Amazon gift card too!  he also bought Me this Helly Hansen jacket.

Update:  Just got a surprise $500 from an old lame flame!  I can’t remember the nickname I used to call him.  I’m gonna email him and ask. lol!  — (it was slave zippy!)

Wow! Been some time since I updated MY blog!!  I can’t really remember everything I looted since My last entry but I’ll share some of the latest.
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Blue Tory Burch Eyeglasses which I TOTALLY Love.  twinkie bought them along with the prescription lense as well. So I could start wearing the the minute they arrived. Yay!  Totally make MY eyes twinkle blue, twinkie.  lol

$350 from loopy for legs who was snorting coke again.  What a Fucking FREAK!  $300 from mystery pig.  he still has never contacted Me, but the cash keeps coming!

Last night $350 Amazon GC from Auntie pigsnot!   I used that gift card to buy My niece some boots and a purple Under Armour jacket. he also bought Me these Frye boots which were totally on sale! I love the lug heel!  Auntie didn’t stop there!  The pantied Auntie also got 2 bottles of perfume Dior J’Adore L’Absolu and Sisley Soir de Lune which came to about $240.  It also bought $200 worth of Sephora gift cards!  Woohoo!!! Oh yeh and also ordered these Prada eyeglass frames sometime last week.

I’ve been on a big perfume rampage!  We decided We totally wanted to update Our perfume collection.  We wanted more sophisticated, grown up, high end perfumes.  I tossed all MY cheaper celebrity fragrances and the girly fruity, lighter stuff I wore when I was younger.  I’m ready for grown up perfumes now.   hairlip bought MY GF a $132 bottle of Chanel No 5 Eau Premier which She will wear for work.  She is totally giddy over it!   he also got Me a $120 of Thierry Mugler Alien Perfume.  LOVE it!

I’ve had slavey davey’s prezzy dispenser’s pedal to the metal for weeks!! he just can’t stop himself!  So many awesome gifts!  Jimmy Choo’s perfume, $200 restaurant gift cards, a $120 big bottle of Dior Pure Poison, $200 Etsy GC, $60 Netflix GC, he also got ME this $164 turquoise necklace that I totally love wearing.  he sent around $700 CASH this month including the Valentine’s cash I mention further down this blog.

pantystain bought Me one of My favorite Versace perfumes.  The Eau de Parfum is being discontinued I think, so I made him buy Me a big bottle.  he also got ME a bottle of Coach Perfume.  kenneth got ME this Prada Perfume gift set and this beautiful Bvlgari Rose perfume.

We were SO spoiled for Valentine’s week.  slavey davey sent $300 to help Us enjoy it and hairlip sent $400 and $200 for HRC’s Valentine’s dinner.  I got a slew of Valentine’s donations this year.  Good boys!!  mrobot sent $200, $500 from twinkie, $200 from terrance, $200 from deerslayer, $300 from pedrobot, $100 from screwy stewy, 300 from toejamjam.  Shit!  I really can’t remember all the shit I have gotten since VDay!!   I totally lose track when this much time goes by.   I have been very pleased with My stable of piggies’ performance in February.

hairlip has now paid Our Verizon phone bill three months in a row and has also dutifully been sending $10 three times a day on top of everything else!  🙂

Oh and a brand new guy from Ohio named david sent $200 cash in the mail and I expect to receive cash from him every pay day!

wankalot blocked Me again.  I guess he wants ME to fuck him extra hard next time he shows Me his pathetic bi-polar ass.  Oh and I will.  Last time he promised again to turn over a new leaf.  Well that lasted a week.  Fuck that! I will NEVER show restraint fucking his wallet again!  I will always GO for the jugular!  I will GET IT all and as FAST AS I CAN!  I will BLEED him dry and leave him rotting on the side of the road!

Oh and remember lezzy’s toy????  he’s that guy who out of the blue started sending ME envelopes full of delicious hundred dollar bills?!!  I think he sent around $25,000 or something in just a short time.  It was GLORIOUS!  Well, he poofed too!  lezzystoys!  Get those envelopes coming again.  you are TOTALLY slacking in your responsibilities to the LESBIAN NATION!!

ATHLETA
Capris for HRC size S in Navy
Metro Slouch size Tall L in Black

HRC wants a vanilla based perfume.  Get Alien Essence Absolu for Her

EDDIE BAUER
For HRC Pants size Regular Short size 4 in Chrome  hairlip
 Fleece Jacket size TALL L in Kiwi hairlip

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Open your hearts and wallets to PRINCESS

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I had an awesome week!  sir wankalot sent $2,000 the other night!  I was so pleased!  he is getting more regular and his “hiding” is getting shorter and shorter.  Soon he will stop hiding because his servitude will become “the norm”.    Serving Me IS NORMAL.  Resisting Me is ABNORMAL.  Open your heart, mind and wallet to Princess and NEVER look back!

sharon the binger/purger female slave popped up and spent $1,100 of Her husband’s hard earned money on Me.  I made Her pack up all his favorite golf clothes and shoes and take them to a charity and I watched Her do it all on Face Time!  Good times!  After her trip to donate his manly treasures, She went home and celebrated by peeing in his mouthwash.  Always fun to play tricks on unsuspecting idiot males!  Now Sharon is back to playing a stepford wife and dreaming about being a lesbian. She sent ME another text today, swearing Me off…AGAIN! HAHA!  sharon, I can’t wait to get more of your husband’s CASH!   All the hot yoga, lattes and red wine in the world is NOT going to get ME out of your brain.  you have been trying for YEARS!  I just looked it up and you stumbled upon ME December of 2004!!  Buahahahahahahaha!

pedro has been all inspired by mrobot and his life as a living paybot.  pedro is now constantly saying “bip bip” (The Portuguese version of beep) and begging to have Me upload programming to his wee brain. hahaha!  he has sent another $400 in the last few days.

mrobot is broke until payday.  So I threw him back in his virtual cell until his next pay period.  Every now and then I send him a text saying I am peeping into his cell through the peephole.  When paybots aren’t PAYING..paybots are working and earning.  These are the ONLY functions of paybots.

slavey davey has been a great little fugpuppy!  he sent $300 cash,  $200 Etsy gift cards, $150 Prada eyeglass frames$200 restaurant gift cards are here too!  he also just bought this lovely small Frye phone wallet that Princess fan was suppose to get!  (yes Princess fan — you fucking SUCK SO HARDCORE!)  Did I miss anything from the last few days, davey?  I know your prezzy dispenser just CAN’T STOP!!

terrance also bought Me a pair of Prada eyeglass frames but I had to return them because they were too small.  I will spend the gift card on something else.

A new guy signed up for $100 weekly recurring donations.  Hopefully he will continue to pay them for a long, long time!

Princess fan (who has been a jerk) sent $350 Etsy Gift cards, but I’m not done punishing him and his puny wallet! you know what you are buying next, ya dickhole!  Procrastinating only gets your stupid ass in trouble!

mystery pig! How about more of dat mystery cash!?? I LOVE IT!!  Oh and he sent $300  some time after MY last blog.  🙂

pigsnot!  Send that money for the phones!  your LEZZY MASTERS are waiting!  Oh and pigsnot sent a $175 GC that I never blogged about.  he sends so many, it sometimes gets confusing!

lezzys’toy!  What gives?  Email Me immediately!  The FEMGOD Dynamic Duo is NOT pleased with your absence!

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Toes for hoes

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toejamjam coughed up $500 today for a 60 second peek of My tootsies on cam.  twinkie bought Me the greeny beanie and I love it!  slavey davey recently bought Me the same beanie in blue which is being custom made for Me.  I tossed in one last photo to the collage of Me posing with some of lezzys’toys cash!  Speaking of lezzys’toy, another $1,000 came in today!  Haven’t gotten an email from him for a few days.  Guess he couldn’t make it to the library! LOL!  Me and My sweety are saving up all this cash for something very special!

hairlip completely buckled when he saw a new photo of The Blonde Goddess of Hotness!  She graciously made a custom photo posing with a new Bose Mini SoundLink pigsnot surprised Her with!   One look at that pic and hairlip was frantically wallet-humping My Amazon wishlist! HAHAHA  he slapped a $300 Tory Burch leather tote bag for Her right into his shopping cart before the second photo had even loaded!  pantystain also bought Her a pair of Salomon trail running shoes which She loves!  slavey davey sent $100 plus did about $200 of shopping for Me and let’s not forget the ridiculous wimpdick who has shopped MY amazon wishlist every day this week as he minced around in his leotard and drink piss out of the commode.  Here he is dining on oatmeal boiled in piss.

Gifts that came today.  Prana top from hairlip, Eddie Bauer goodies from slavey davey, The North Face jacket from twinkie and I can’t remember who bought the Merrells but I love them!

$300 from mystery pig came through this afternoon!  Still not one peep from this guy!  hahahaha!   My buys have been making ME so happy!!  Keep up the good, work Mah Minions!  To the rest of you!
SEND CASH CASH and MORE CASH –  saving for Our Mountain Dream Home

Oh if you are a regular and want a membership to the old BitchyBeauty site send Me an email for the password.  I ‘m not updating it, but I’ll give passes to all those who are loyal and useful to Me.

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Verizon gift cards.  you can buy them at Verizon stores or online.  Pay Our shared plan!
Home Depot Gift e-cards or cash!  New washer and dryer **

ETSY
Handmade Dish Set $520 **
Custom set of plates  These will be MY fancy guest dishes.  Send ME  an Etsy Gift Card for them.  If I Love them, I will add bowls to the set!

EDDIE BAUER
Packable Shirt  Tall L in Dusty Coral
Twill Pants Tall 12 in Sprig
Tank in Jade Tall L
Stayshape Pants for HRC Petite 2 in Driftwood

ZAPPOS
Send a E GiftCard so I can buy these Hudson Jeans

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Almost $6,000 Cash in the Mail Today!!

Update Saturday night: I just got a $500 Amazon Gift Card from Zippy!  I’m grinning ear to ear!   Yay yay yay!!  Where you go, Zippy!?

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Woot Woot!! I got a SLEW of envelopes in the mailbox today! 13 envelopes crammed with $5,920 cash from lezzys’toy!   I couldn’t even properly FAN MY cash for the photo because My hand was cramping trying to hold it all!  But that’s $6,000 in My Holy Hand!  Here’s a link of MY money spread!   ( Putting all the pics of the cash directly on MY blog was making My site load super slow.)  BEHOLD!  The envelopes before I opened them.   The cash spread of the money inside!  (One of the envelopes actually came from slavey davey and contained a Netflix Gift Card which I promptly redeemed.
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I have a few more photos of ME with todays bundle of cash..I’ll be sending a few more pics to lezzystoy and texting them to MY favorite slaves.  lezzystoy you have email!

CASH CASH and MORE CASH –  saving for Our Mountain Dream Home

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pigsnot brings in the New Year with a BANG!

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I’m wearing My newest Helly Hansen coat from wankalot, scarf from hairlip and the Canada Goose hat Princess fan bought ME last winter.

pigsnot started the year with a wallet bang!!  $790 worth of Amazon Gift Cards and $100 Itunes gift cards!   Oh pigsnot!  How about a little more FUN tonight!?  WE LOVE IT!

Like I mentioned in a quick update on My last entry, mrobot coughed up $800 dollars after getting completely mindfucked by Me on the phone!

$100 from pantystain   🙂  Oh and lezzys’ toy contacted Me and I can expect more cash in the mail this week!  I think around $1,500.  Can’t wait!

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Serving Me makes you whole

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I’m totally gaga for this new Eddie Bauer flannel from hairlip and this hand-made hawk necklace purchased by slavey davey!  There’s another picture posted of ME wearing it on My Twitter.

screwy stewy did $100 this morning.  $500 Christmas cash sent from toejamjam this afternoon!

Haven’t sent Princess Her Christmas Dinero yet?!  It’s time to un-ass some holiday cash,  bitches!!

sir wankalot crawled out of hiding and did $900 of Amazon shopping!  I’ll list the items when they get here!  I know for certain these Frye boots have shipped!

Ok boys here is a list of the things We want for Christmas:
A few more $60 Netflix gift cards.  Netflix no longer offers gift subscriptions or sells gift cards online.  you have to physically go to gas station or Best Buy or someplace and buy them.  Also if you are a favey slavey..I could just put your card in and you pay the monthly subscription.  This offer is only available to favey slaveys I trust.

Verizon gift cards.  you can buy them at Verizon stores or online.  Pay Our shared plan!
Home Depot Gift e-cards or cash!  New washer and dryer
New couch!  Cash and lots of it!

Non Christmas shopping
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Lots of shit on sale!!
Flannel Lined Jeans 12Tall for Me slavey davey
Jacket in Peak Blue size Tall L slavey davey
Flannel PJ bottoms size Tall L in Bordeaux *

NORDSTROMS
NorthFace Jacket in Yellow size L

SUNDANCE CATALOG
Burnout Moose Tee size L in pink!

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