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beerboy is soo pathetic.
he was back the next fucking day. Today. hahahaha Am I good? Or am I good? Not only am I mean, beautiful, addicting and perfect–I’m friggin PSYCHIC!

pssst..easy, I got your $400 in cash. Time to send another!

My hair appointment has been moved to tuesday instead of monday so I should be around for calls on monday afternoon.

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Ain’t no cure, boys

Well I just got another $1600 from beerboy joe.Since I got the 2,000 he promised plus a hair more, he’s not on DEATHWISH mode. Yeah!!!!! Guess what beerboy told ME again for the 101th after I raped his big frat hillbilly ass? That this would be the last time he talked to Me. hahaha ok..whadda think? one week or two? How long will he last? Fuck you, fat bitch! your rolypoly ass will be rolling right back begging for abuse JUST like it ALWAYS does.no matter HOW many times you promise yourself you’ll get better.
That little new canadian porky guy sent another $250 and still has only answered My email with a “yes maam”. hahaha I LOVE IT. That’s the way to bring in the bacon, bacon!

oops gotta a live one.later.

Yeah for Me again! monsignor poopoo called and paid $300 and did some very gutwrenching performances on the phone. Today has been a mad house of calls and I.M.’s.

New members. If you have tried to sign up for a new membership and havent been able to–I’m trying to fix this with verotel. Try back tomorrow and see if it’s working.

deryck.put some fucking money on that damned card PRONTO.

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PRINCESS 2004

Just got back from My New Year night out. Woohoo! Fluffy drinks.

Just got another $300 from pornpie freak. Wow, he’s been doing $600 a week for months now!

he had a little party with himself and 2 only friends to bring in the New Year. Click to see full-sized.
fatmac bought an Xbox for My sister.
$300 from terrance earlier today. fagarina, log into ecount and pay Veronica that $100 you promised.contact ME first and I will give you the email, you little pud.
Some stranger named “michael” sent ME $25 amazon gift certificate.yawn..surely you can do better than that? Get to it. twinkie did about $100 shopping for some more contact lenses and a few minor things.

I get My hair done on Monday so maybe I’ll do more pretty pics next week. I’m going to try to get the red highlights out again.

Just got a $200 donation on My partykey account from a complete stranger from Canada. Unexpected money from total strangers is always a nice surprise.:)

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Time to do the MASHED POTATO on beerboy’s tragic life!

Well.today I went to procure the $2,000 beerboy owed ME.and he only had $500 in his account!!

HOW VERY UNFORTUNATE FOR him. I SNATCHED the $500 from his account.and WILL be devising an EVIL scheme to collect the rest owed ME.
Guess what, pigfuckers!? I just started MY period (twirling 2 SUPER-PLUS tampons like two rootin tootin handguns) and heads are gonna ROLL!

That silly ass baboon paid $200 today all the while chanting “im a monkey! i’m a fool! Paying Princess makes me drool!” sissy sarah said “tata” to $150. fatmac sent another $100 tand did some shopping.  toiletbrush has been given another sizeable monthly advertisement $ bill to contend with. Oooh fatty..you’re in deep doodoo. That Xbox game you bought Sister M wasnt suppose to be purchased until someone bought HER an X-box. Guess what? you’re a daddy! you just adopted ANOTHER PREZZIE!
jeff murray: you CLOSET COCK-GOBBLING PIECE OF SHIT! you have just been given your LAST CHANCE.
If you DONT suck when I tell you to–you’re OUTTA THERE! GO SIT ON THE BENCH, BITCH!
No cock, no dick, no servitude.

UGH! My womb hurts. Flipping MY TWO INTRUSIVE BIRDIE FINGERS AT you all.

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Prezzies and cash prizes for your Princess!

Listing more of toiletbrush’s 12 day of Christmas gifts 2 work out shirts, 1 pair of workout pants, fine cheeses, Sims extension pack, eyebrow waxwarmer and eyebrow wax. I’m going to find a few more items today so he is totally caught up with that.

fatmac bought Me a really pretty new leather handbag, $25 of minor shopping and sent Veronica $200 on Her eccount. She’ll be very pleased. That fatmac is such a wimp! he got all twitterpated when he found out she said She wanted to “crack his skull in” for losing some of Her cash in the mail.

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LJ Friends

If you are a Mistress or Female and noticed that I removed you from My LJ friends list–don’t feel bad. I just was getting sick of the annoying men contacting Me from other people’s LiveJournal Friends Lists.

Yeah! Just got twinkie’s $500! I’m going to hop on the treadmill. Later.

(Later).Oh I think I forgot to mention that russell the baboon #2 sent Me a $100 bill and a card with a baboon picture on it. This is what baboon #2 had to say on his card:
“Here be wot u want from other baboon. Bye-bye- Baboon 2
Me a very clever creature hehehe”

Wow.I really do attract some nutjobs. haha

$400 came in the mail from sissyboy W.U. Here’s a picture of Me with sissyboy and baboon#2’s mula.

Send more sissyboy!

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